THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA

[E.O.T.]

SO

          a few days ago i receive a package in the post, and i'm not expecting anything. i become immediately concerned when i see that it has been sent by ALTY(!). there's going to be one of those Canadian beasts inside, like a koala or some river snake egg or something. maybe it's an empty jar he needs filled with weed? he seemed to like that stuff A LOT when he was here visiting.

HA, NO -

          that alaskan foreigner sent me some kinda damm computer thing. (?)
          shocking discovery!
          while visiting a few months back, this loveable salmon eater realized that i live in the twentieth century, what with my no internetness, and all.

SO

           the crazy fucker sends me a laptop!

WHY?!

          so that i can be bugging the piss out of you here, right now, with all these technologies. or whenever, i'm on the frickin internets!!

WOOT!

          wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!

ALTY -

          you rule. i'm not sure how to get even ( ), but you f'in rule!! rather unbelievable.

IN PORTLAND

          love is all around. followed by a shot of hate/ disdain.

[Doktor Howl]

DON'T BOOT!  PALINSE!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Wow!

Also dok-

[E.O.T.]

DON'T BOOT!  PALINSE!

I

          just used my google!!

[Don Coyote]

I never realized I missed EOT until now.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Funny how that works

[Salty]

DON'T BOOT!  PALINSE!

Moo hoo ha ha.

EOT,

No problem, man.

I had no use for that netbook since I started going back to school. I like linux and all but...
Plus, you are a man that needs the internets.

It's nice to see you back on here.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

YAY

Now I can has EOT on my internets!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I APPROVE

                of EOT's return to the internet.

[Phox]

Heya, EOT. Glad to see you around again.  That Alty is a smooth muthafugga, ain't he?

[E.O.T.]

I APPROVE

                of EOT's return to the internet.

YOU

          say that now, because you and the like, five other people on this board are so frickin lonely, a rank fart in this digital airspace would be something.

SOMETHING

          dammit!!

[Phox]

I APPROVE

                of EOT's return to the internet.

YOU

          say that now, because you and the like, five other people on this board are so frickin lonely, a rank fart in this digital airspace would be something.

SOMETHING

          dammit!!

Damn, EOT knows the fucking score already. 

[Triple Zero]

WOw a netbook! Awesome

Welcome back EOT!