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THE FUTURE OF PORTLANDIA

Started by E.O.T., April 23, 2012, 05:41:41 PM

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E.O.T.

April 23, 2012, 05:41:41 PM
SO

          a few days ago i receive a package in the post, and i'm not expecting anything. i become immediately concerned when i see that it has been sent by ALTY(!). there's going to be one of those Canadian beasts inside, like a koala or some river snake egg or something. maybe it's an empty jar he needs filled with weed? he seemed to like that stuff A LOT when he was here visiting.

HA, NO -

          that alaskan foreigner sent me some kinda damm computer thing. (?)
          shocking discovery!
          while visiting a few months back, this loveable salmon eater realized that i live in the twentieth century, what with my no internetness, and all.

SO

           the crazy fucker sends me a laptop!

WHY?!

          so that i can be bugging the piss out of you here, right now, with all these technologies. or whenever, i'm on the frickin internets!!

WOOT!

          wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!

ALTY -

          you rule. i'm not sure how to get even ( :)), but you f'in rule!! rather unbelievable.

IN PORTLAND

          love is all around. followed by a shot of hate/ disdain.
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Doktor Howl

#1
April 23, 2012, 05:44:20 PM
DON'T BOOT!  PALINSE!
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
April 23, 2012, 05:54:26 PM
Wow!

Also dok- :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

E.O.T.

#3
April 23, 2012, 05:59:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 23, 2012, 05:44:20 PM
DON'T BOOT!  PALINSE!

I

          just used my google!!
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Don Coyote

#4
April 23, 2012, 06:34:26 PM
I never realized I missed EOT until now. :lulz:

Nephew Twiddleton

#5
April 23, 2012, 07:28:13 PM
Funny how that works
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Salty

#6
April 23, 2012, 08:23:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 23, 2012, 05:44:20 PM
DON'T BOOT!  PALINSE!

Moo hoo ha ha.

EOT,

No problem, man.

I had no use for that netbook since I started going back to school. I like linux and all but...
Plus, you are a man that needs the internets.

It's nice to see you back on here.


The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
April 24, 2012, 04:17:44 PM
YAY

Now I can has EOT on my internets!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
April 24, 2012, 05:13:28 PM
I APPROVE

                of EOT's return to the internet.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Phox

#9
April 24, 2012, 05:17:23 PM
Heya, EOT. Glad to see you around again.  That Alty is a smooth muthafugga, ain't he? :lulz:

E.O.T.

#10
April 24, 2012, 05:19:35 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 24, 2012, 05:13:28 PM
I APPROVE

                of EOT's return to the internet.

YOU

          say that now, because you and the like, five other people on this board are so frickin lonely, a rank fart in this digital airspace would be something.

SOMETHING

          dammit!!
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Phox

#11
April 24, 2012, 05:20:39 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on April 24, 2012, 05:19:35 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 24, 2012, 05:13:28 PM
I APPROVE

                of EOT's return to the internet.

YOU

          say that now, because you and the like, five other people on this board are so frickin lonely, a rank fart in this digital airspace would be something.

SOMETHING

          dammit!!
Damn, EOT knows the fucking score already.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Triple Zero

#12
April 27, 2012, 03:27:45 AM
WOw a netbook! Awesome :D

Welcome back EOT! :)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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