Hey iptuous

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Just saw a dude with a baby who looks exactly like you on the bus. Dude even said hi to me because i did a double take. Unless your up here visiting with different facial hair.

[Elder Iptuous]

some poor guy has a baby that looks like me?! 

i've not been out of state for a good while now. (except for some work in OK, which doesn't really count, as they are simply a lesser province of TX)
i'd love to visit your fair city some day, however.  the wife went there a few years back, and raved.

also, i'm cleanly shorn at the moment.

That said, 'If you see the Iptuous on the street, Kill Him.'

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That poor baby. Iptuous is a handsome fella, but that just isn't right on a baby.