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ATTN ALTY

Started by Freeky, April 24, 2012, 05:29:08 PM

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Freeky

April 24, 2012, 05:29:08 PM
PACKAGE RECEIVED!  :noodledance: 

Salty

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April 24, 2012, 05:58:38 PM
Ok, good. Now, this is important: don't open it! It's been coated in what appears to be a fine powder but is in fact an army of nanobots. Inhaling any of these will give you superhuman/supercheetah abilities. It will also make you gain 500lbs of pure liquid mass around your eyeballs unless you wear the safety goggles in the next package.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

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April 24, 2012, 10:05:40 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 24, 2012, 05:58:38 PM
Ok, good. Now, this is important: don't open it! It's been coated in what appears to be a fine powder but is in fact an army of nanobots. Inhaling any of these will give you superhuman/supercheetah abilities. It will also make you gain 500lbs of pure liquid mass around your eyeballs unless you wear the safety goggles in the next package.

SHIT.  ME = FUCKED FOREVER.
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