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Secret Photos of Dok Howl's Washroom

Started by Telarus, April 25, 2012, 08:47:46 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Having a floor like that would make me shit too.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

Mine looked like that for awhile but the landlord finally fixed it.
Oh, and it only went down a couple of feet. But the toilet was about to fall through.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

YUO LAUGH NOW BUT THERE'S A PERV AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SHAFT WITH A ZOOM LENS!
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Phox

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 26, 2012, 12:15:16 AM
YUO LAUGH NOW BUT THERE'S A PERV AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SHAFT WITH A ZOOM LENS!
Duh, you can see me beret.

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Dok is a pragmatic guy and wouldn't have a vault underneath his toilet just because it looks cool. No, there must be a function here and I think I've figured it out.

That red object to the left is actually a set of restraining straps that attach to the ceiling. Do you see that button on the side of the toilet, near the back? It's not for flushing—that's not the usual place for it. Instead that switch fires a jet engine mounted above the ceiling causing the glass floor and toilet assembly to launch downwards, finally decelerating like a vertical rocket sled at several G's.
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Doktor Howl

Fact:  I have Spiro Agnew at the bottom of that pit.

Fact:  I shit on his festering corpse from a very great height, indeed.
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Freeky

Quote from: Net on April 26, 2012, 12:36:30 AM
Dok is a pragmatic guy and wouldn't have a vault underneath his toilet just because it looks cool. No, there must be a function here and I think I've figured it out.

That red object to the left is actually a set of restraining straps that attach to the ceiling. Do you see that button on the side of the toilet, near the back? It's not for flushing—that's not the usual place for it. Instead that switch fires a jet engine mounted above the ceiling causing the glass floor and toilet assembly to launch downwards, finally decelerating like a vertical rocket sled at several G's.
:lulz:

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 01:43:27 AM
Fact:  I have Spiro Agnew at the bottom of that pit.

Fact:  I shit on his festering corpse from a very great height, indeed.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Telarus

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 01:43:27 AM
Fact:  I have Spiro Agnew at the bottom of that pit.

Fact:  I shit on his festering corpse from a very great height, indeed.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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