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Secret Photos of Dok Howl's Washroom

Started by Telarus, April 25, 2012, 08:47:46 PM

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April 25, 2012, 08:47:46 PM
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Nephew Twiddleton

#1
April 25, 2012, 08:50:55 PM
Having a floor like that would make me shit too.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#2
April 25, 2012, 10:19:28 PM
Mine looked like that for awhile but the landlord finally fixed it.
Oh, and it only went down a couple of feet. But the toilet was about to fall through.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
April 26, 2012, 12:15:16 AM
YUO LAUGH NOW BUT THERE'S A PERV AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SHAFT WITH A ZOOM LENS!
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Phox

#5
April 26, 2012, 12:21:35 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 26, 2012, 12:15:16 AM
YUO LAUGH NOW BUT THERE'S A PERV AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SHAFT WITH A ZOOM LENS!
Duh, you can see me beret.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#6
April 26, 2012, 12:25:47 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
April 26, 2012, 12:31:07 AM
WAUGH

Where is that?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#8
April 26, 2012, 12:36:30 AM
Dok is a pragmatic guy and wouldn't have a vault underneath his toilet just because it looks cool. No, there must be a function here and I think I've figured it out.

That red object to the left is actually a set of restraining straps that attach to the ceiling. Do you see that button on the side of the toilet, near the back? It's not for flushing—that's not the usual place for it. Instead that switch fires a jet engine mounted above the ceiling causing the glass floor and toilet assembly to launch downwards, finally decelerating like a vertical rocket sled at several G's.
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NewSpag

#9
April 26, 2012, 12:44:00 AM
The toilet seems unnecessary...
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Doktor Howl

#10
April 26, 2012, 01:43:27 AM
Fact:  I have Spiro Agnew at the bottom of that pit.

Fact:  I shit on his festering corpse from a very great height, indeed.
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Freeky

#11
April 26, 2012, 01:45:43 AM
Quote from: Net on April 26, 2012, 12:36:30 AM
Dok is a pragmatic guy and wouldn't have a vault underneath his toilet just because it looks cool. No, there must be a function here and I think I've figured it out.

That red object to the left is actually a set of restraining straps that attach to the ceiling. Do you see that button on the side of the toilet, near the back? It's not for flushing—that's not the usual place for it. Instead that switch fires a jet engine mounted above the ceiling causing the glass floor and toilet assembly to launch downwards, finally decelerating like a vertical rocket sled at several G's.
:lulz:

Anna Mae Bollocks

#12
April 26, 2012, 02:12:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 01:43:27 AM
Fact:  I have Spiro Agnew at the bottom of that pit.

Fact:  I shit on his festering corpse from a very great height, indeed.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Telarus

#13
April 26, 2012, 04:53:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2012, 01:43:27 AM
Fact:  I have Spiro Agnew at the bottom of that pit.

Fact:  I shit on his festering corpse from a very great height, indeed.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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