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Untitled Rant About Myself.

Started by EK WAFFLR, April 28, 2012, 01:54:12 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 06, 2012, 09:28:05 PM
I'm back. I went away to visit me mum on Thursday, since I was flat out broke. Had a good time there, walking the dog and starting a fundraiser for my favorite celebrity crush Amanda Palmer, which led to me getting to know a bunch of great people and starting the incredibky cheesy Uke Against the Machine project.

My outlook has improved significantly, and while I'm not un-depressed, I am much, MUCH less prone to foetal positioned despair on the floor.

I cannot thank you guys enough!
From the bottom of my heart, I adore you!

Oh, that chick from Dresden Dolls! I love the jeep song.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

That's one of my favorites as well. That and The Gardener.

Anyways, if we make it (and we will!), she will come to my house to host an epic party next year.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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EK WAFFLR

Monday, day eight (that's right, I'm not stopping this).

I spent twelve hours on set for the movie I'm an extra in. Only three and a hald hours were spent actually filming, so the rest of the time I smoked, drank coffee and made new friends. The one I talked to the most turned out to be a mutual friend of an old pal. Great guy, hobby photographer like me. Has a girlfriend in South Africa. Swam with sharks once, he told me, which is something I really, really want to do. Very talkative, which is good for me, since I'm not a naturally talkative guy. I have to learn and relearn it from time to time, especially after periods of isolation.

The lead actor in the movie turned out to be a nice sort of fellow too. Took the time to chat with every extra, which I liked.
I even got paid for this! Not much, mind you, but still.

Now I'm tired, but relatively happy.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 08, 2012, 12:17:21 AM
Monday, day eight (that's right, I'm not stopping this).

Excellent.


Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 08, 2012, 12:17:21 AM
Swam with sharks once, he told me, which is something I really, really want to do.

Old chum of yours, then?
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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 08, 2012, 12:18:56 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 08, 2012, 12:17:21 AM
Monday, day eight (that's right, I'm not stopping this).

Excellent.


Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 08, 2012, 12:17:21 AM
Swam with sharks once, he told me, which is something I really, really want to do.

Old chum of yours, then?

The guy I met today or the sharks?
(I'm not being deliberately obtuse here, I'm seriously that slow right now)
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 08, 2012, 12:25:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 08, 2012, 12:18:56 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 08, 2012, 12:17:21 AM
Monday, day eight (that's right, I'm not stopping this).

Excellent.


Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 08, 2012, 12:17:21 AM
Swam with sharks once, he told me, which is something I really, really want to do.

Old chum of yours, then?

The guy I met today or the sharks?
(I'm not being deliberately obtuse here, I'm seriously that slow right now)

Quotechum
Listen See in ThesaurusSee in a sentence
A chum is a good friend. (noun)

An example of a chum is a friend you enjoy going out to lunch with.
Chum is cut up pieces of fish scattered into the water when fishing for larger fish. (noun)

An example of chum is ground sardines tossed into the water when fishing for bass.
To chum is to go around with a good friend, or to throw cut up fish into the water to attract other fish. (verb)

    A example of chum is for two close friends to spend the day together, they chum around together.
    An example of chum is to throw oily fish into the ocean to attract fish you want to catch.
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EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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EK WAFFLR

Been practicin' my ukulele and meeting new people all the fucking time lately, which hasn't only made me able to collect $4500 in  ten days for the Amanda Palmer house party, but also land an ukulele gig at a fucking Fallout LARP.  :lulz:

Life isn't so shitty, after all.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 11, 2012, 01:08:27 AM
Been practicin' my ukulele and meeting new people all the fucking time lately, which hasn't only made me able to collect $4500 in  ten days for the Amanda Palmer house party, but also land an ukulele gig at a fucking Fallout LARP.  :lulz:

Life isn't so shitty, after all.

The Doktor's work is done, here.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:11:24 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 11, 2012, 01:08:27 AM
Been practicin' my ukulele and meeting new people all the fucking time lately, which hasn't only made me able to collect $4500 in  ten days for the Amanda Palmer house party, but also land an ukulele gig at a fucking Fallout LARP.  :lulz:

Life isn't so shitty, after all.

The Doktor's work is done, here.

And the Patient is more thankful than he can express with words.
Thank you, Dok.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Don Coyote

Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 11, 2012, 01:08:27 AM
Been practicin' my ukulele and meeting new people all the fucking time lately, which hasn't only made me able to collect $4500 in  ten days for the Amanda Palmer house party, but also land an ukulele gig at a fucking Fallout LARP:lulz:

Life isn't so shitty, after all.

WHAT???????????

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 11, 2012, 02:13:55 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 11, 2012, 01:08:27 AM
Been practicin' my ukulele and meeting new people all the fucking time lately, which hasn't only made me able to collect $4500 in  ten days for the Amanda Palmer house party, but also land an ukulele gig at a fucking Fallout LARP:lulz:

Life isn't so shitty, after all.

WHAT???????????

I know! I didn't even know that such things existed until I met these incredibly geeky BDSM people earlier today.
My brain is still full of wat.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:17:01 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 11, 2012, 02:15:37 AM

My brain is still full of wat.

As my fee, I'm taking that.

Be my guest. It keeps peeing in my potted plants.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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