This year so far in (or around) Central Florida

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Ready?
-Smoke n shit on I-75 causes a pile up of more than a dozen cars and 11 people die
-Trayvon Martin gets shot, racial bullshit ensues
-2 teenage boys that went to my son's school are bound, shot and set on fire on the bike trail near my house
-The old lady that owned the food truck near the bar I work at was shot dead in it while being robbed
-Some crazy bitch yanked her clothes off and tried to jump off the 408
-Casey Anthony is still in the news, being sued for defamation or some shit

and that's not even the WEIRD stuff

[navkat]

I say we all pick up pitchforks, torches and flamethrowers and just storm Simi Valley, CA and Celebration, FL

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Not to mention about 3 different Publix grocery stores have been hit by cars and airplanes.

[EK WAFFLR]

I've read weird news stories about Florida for a few years now.
What the cock is up with that place?
Is it the heat? The Humidity? Disney World?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I bet there's some kind of gas in the air there that makes people crazy. Like radon, only instead of cancer it gives people derp.

[EK WAFFLR]

I bet there's some kind of gas in the air there that makes people crazy. Like radon, only instead of cancer it gives people derp.

That's the most plausible explanation I've heard so far. I bet it comes from Disney World, though.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Rocket fuel in the water supply.







































not kidding

[Telarus]

Yeah, rocket fuel contamination is a problem.

I bet there's some kind of gas in the air there that makes people crazy. Like radon, only instead of cancer it gives people derp.

That's the most plausible explanation I've heard so far. I bet it comes from Disney World, though.

It's not just DisneyWorld. It's DisneyWorld+ScientologyTown......

[AFK]

FWIW, I met a couple of cool cats at a recent training who were from Central Florida. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

FWIW, I met a couple of cool cats at a recent training who were from Central Florida.

They probably weren't born here, just lived here last perhaps.
Everyone here is from somewhere else.

[AFK]

Yeah, actually now that you mention it, one was originally from Connecticut and the other New York. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Rocket fuel in the water supply.







































not kidding

THA FUCK?!!??

[navkat]

derp from Disney doesn't explain the rest of the derp in the world.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

derp from Disney doesn't explain the rest of the derp in the world.

Just because everybody doesn't live at Disney Ground Zero doesn't mean they make it out of early childhood without being EXPOSED.

[Don Coyote]

derp from Disney doesn't explain the rest of the derp in the world.

Or does it...The Walt Disney Company is the second largest of the FOUR largest media conglomerates in the worlds. It's a bit scary thinking about how many things it has its sticky fingers in through out the world.