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ATTN: RICHTER
« on: April 29, 2012, 04:54:11 pm »
I saw you at the Frist in Nashville yesterday. That or you have a doppleganger. WHICH IS IT?  :argh!:

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Re: ATTN: RICHTER
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2012, 05:05:55 pm »
I saw you at the Frist in Nashville yesterday. That or you have a doppleganger. WHICH IS IT?  :argh!:

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Re: ATTN: RICHTER
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2012, 06:09:13 pm »
I saw you at the Frist in Nashville yesterday. That or you have a doppleganger. WHICH IS IT?  :argh!:

Astrnal projection.

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Re: ATTN: RICHTER
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2012, 07:39:11 pm »
I saw you at the Frist in Nashville yesterday. That or you have a doppleganger. WHICH IS IT?  :argh!:

Astrnal projection.

Fixed.

Richter is not a singular being, he is a recognizable concept that can occur at any moment, anywhere, and occasionally does. Be warned, every manifestation carries knives and the apparatus required to sharpen them. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing, especially if he appears in your kitchen.
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Re: ATTN: RICHTER
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2012, 10:19:56 pm »
That effect doesn't necessarily end at "Richter" either.  The problem is the more you look for it, the more you see it happening.

Anyways, that was actually the result of a sudden decision to drive south until someone would serve me crawfish.

Savor that Phox, you caught me going out to buy prawn.




Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: ATTN: RICHTER
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2012, 11:25:31 pm »
That effect doesn't necessarily end at "Richter" either.  The problem is the more you look for it, the more you see it happening.

Anyways, that was actually the result of a sudden decision to drive south until someone would serve me crawfish.

Savor that Phox, you caught me going out to buy prawn.
I can understand that stopping at a museum along the way in order to stare at creepy ass fairy tale/'genetic imagination' art exhibits would be a reasonable expectation on such a trip. I mean, why do you think I was in Nashville to begin with?  :lulz:

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Re: ATTN: RICHTER
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2012, 11:25:51 pm »
That effect doesn't necessarily end at "Richter" either.  The problem is the more you look for it, the more you see it happening.

Anyways, that was actually the result of a sudden decision to drive south until someone would serve me crawfish.

Savor that Phox, you caught me going out to buy prawn.

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Re: ATTN: RICHTER
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2012, 01:47:55 pm »
You can observe Richter or you can observe Richter's location.

You can't do both.
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Re: ATTN: RICHTER
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2012, 01:30:18 am »
You can observe Richter or you can observe Richter's location.

You can't do both.

You can... but it sorta splits your brain down the middle and makes the pieces tango with each other.  Strange sensation.
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Re: ATTN: RICHTER
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2012, 01:31:44 am »
FACT:  Richter is a sexy, terrifying, extremely intelligent beast (in a metaphorical way).  Fact!
« Last Edit: May 01, 2012, 01:37:10 am by The Freeky of SCIENCE! »

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« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2012, 02:51:43 am »
Shit thanks  :oops:

Facts:  NOTHING my mass has any business with a stealth system, but I pull it off now and then.
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You can observe Richter or you can observe Richter's location.

You can't do both.

You can... but it sorta splits your brain down the middle and makes the pieces tango with each other.  Strange sensation.

That's the simple part.  If you admit to other people what you're going to do, they can defeat it.  If you let yourself know, you can self-defeat or subconsciously sabotage yourself.  If you have no idea WHAT THE BLAZES you are about to do, therefore, you are unstoppable.  You just have to shake it like certain bosons of ill repute.
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: ATTN: RICHTER
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2012, 04:30:15 am »
Shit thanks  :oops:

Facts:  NOTHING my mass has any business with a stealth system, but I pull it off now and then.
           I don't look that big until I want to.
           Beware of the leopard.

   
You can observe Richter or you can observe Richter's location.

You can't do both.

You can... but it sorta splits your brain down the middle and makes the pieces tango with each other.  Strange sensation.

That's the simple part.  If you admit to other people what you're going to do, they can defeat it.  If you let yourself know, you can self-defeat or subconsciously sabotage yourself.  If you have no idea WHAT THE BLAZES you are about to do, therefore, you are unstoppable.  You just have to shake it like certain bosons of ill repute.

Makes total sense, now...  When we're walking, and you drop off my goddamn radar and leave me looking around like a five year old lost at the mall, you've actually gone elsewhere shopping for prawn or some shit...

If you have no idea what you are about to do, you can not fail, I'm golden.   :|
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