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Started by NewSpag, April 30, 2012, 09:02:53 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#45
May 09, 2012, 12:43:14 AM
I object on the grounds that i have in the past and will again go by the title false profit of the spend times.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

#46
May 09, 2012, 01:37:06 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 08, 2012, 08:33:35 PM
i understood him to mean "Sometimes, 'Always' is never".


That was how I instinctively read it as well, I think bad punctuation aside, that is w hat he was going for.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

rong

#47
May 09, 2012, 02:05:49 AM
Re: OP

I have distilled it down to something more personally palatable:

Sometimes never is forever.
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

LMNO

#48
May 09, 2012, 04:38:57 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on May 09, 2012, 01:37:06 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 08, 2012, 08:33:35 PM
i understood him to mean "Sometimes, 'Always' is never".


That was how I instinctively read it as well, I think bad punctuation aside, that is w hat he was going for.

That's nice, but you're wrong.  If that were true, it would ruin my semantic sophistry. And that can't happen.

hirley0

#49
May 09, 2012, 11:21:08 AM
3:21:AM.pdT

AFK

#50
May 09, 2012, 01:29:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 09, 2012, 04:38:57 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on May 09, 2012, 01:37:06 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 08, 2012, 08:33:35 PM
i understood him to mean "Sometimes, 'Always' is never".


That was how I instinctively read it as well, I think bad punctuation aside, that is w hat he was going for.

That's nice, but you're wrong.  If that were true, it would ruin my semantic sophistry. And that can't happen.


Are you implying I'm an anti-semant, tough guy?   :lulz:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Maddroxide

#51
May 14, 2012, 07:12:44 PM
Well if it is truly never, then it is always.
One day I met Death in person. He was a pretty good guy actually. He told me that hes come for me plenty of times but I just recreate myself. The lesson here is simple. 42.

Doktor Howl

#52
May 14, 2012, 07:14:18 PM
Quote from: Maddroxide on May 14, 2012, 07:12:44 PM
Well if it is truly never, then it is always.

:winner:
Molon Lube

Maddroxide

#53
May 14, 2012, 07:16:38 PM
Sometimes, Always, Never. Neutral, Positive, Negative. Chaos.
One day I met Death in person. He was a pretty good guy actually. He told me that hes come for me plenty of times but I just recreate myself. The lesson here is simple. 42.

Doktor Howl

#54
May 14, 2012, 07:18:16 PM Last Edit: May 14, 2012, 07:20:47 PM by Doktor Howl
Quote from: Maddroxide on May 14, 2012, 07:16:38 PM
Sometimes, Always, Never. Neutral, Positive, Negative. Chaos.

SOPHISTRY:  IT'S WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST!

:herewego:

"These things are all components of chaos" != "these things are the same."

Someone fucking kill me.  Now.
Molon Lube

NewSpag

#55
May 15, 2012, 06:31:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 14, 2012, 07:18:16 PM
Quote from: Maddroxide on May 14, 2012, 07:16:38 PM
Sometimes, Always, Never. Neutral, Positive, Negative. Chaos.

SOPHISTRY:  IT'S WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST!

:herewego:

"These things are all components of chaos" != "these things are the same."

Someone fucking kill me.  Now.
This could be arranged but you must fill out the proper forms.  Actually if you just give me your name, SSN, Address adress, preferred cause of death and any other information you feel is pertinent I'll even do the paperwork for you.
QuoteOne day I realized life was pointless.  I've been celebrating ever since.
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There's beauty in everything so lets destroy it all together.
Sometimes Always is Never.  For everything else there's Mastercard.
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