You are all cordially invited to my christening!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I object to any name that confers the title of Doktor upon the newspag.

[NewSpag]

Attnho

BAM, there it is.

Susan.

I strenuously object. Susan is already an established and well-respected member here at PD, and her notable absence should not cause us to rush to replace her.

HOWEVER. I suggest Jem. Predictably.

Don't know why he's changing.

I thought I said why in the OP but I must not have been clear.  I chose this name to stir up shit.  I no longer want to stir up shit.  Since a name is just a name and I don't want to stir up shit I am going to change my name.  I thought you guys might get a kick out of choosing my new name since I don't really care what it is

Attnho

seconded

Fourthed

If I try to make a poll out of all the suggestions you made I probably won't finish until next week.  This one seems to be popular.  Any objections to Attnho? 

[Salty]

I object to any name that confers the title of Doktor upon the newspag.

Why is that?

[Cain]

I object to the newspag's posting.

LRN2QUOTE, NEWSPAG.

Also, "Newspag" would be a good name.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I object to any name that confers the title of Doktor upon the newspag.

Why is that?

Only thing he's a Doktor of is sucking and failure.

ETA: srsly, I kinda like the new guy, but the shoes of a Doktor are big ones to fill.

[Salty]

 

[NewSpag]

I object to any name that confers the title of Doktor upon the newspag.

Why is that?

Only thing he's a Doktor of is sucking and failure.

Doktor Sucking&Failure?

[Freeky]

THIS DUDE

has a punchable face. 

[Salty]

I object to any name that confers the title of Doktor upon the newspag.

Why is that?

Only thing he's a Doktor of is sucking and failure.

ETA: srsly, I kinda like the new guy, but the shoes of a Doktor are big ones to fill.

See, that's what I though you were saying. Just making sure.

It's been awhile since I've seen that kind of monkey-brained horseshit here.

[Salty]

I object to any name that confers the title of Doktor upon the newspag.

Why is that?

Only thing he's a Doktor of is sucking and failure.

Doktor Sucking&Failure?

Doktor Suck, Ph.ail.

[Cain]

Hurrah, a winn1r is me.

[NewSpag]

Hurrah, a winn1r is me.

Don't count you're spags before they actualize.  I'm going through with the poll anyways.  New rule: Only those names that get seconded will be included.

[Cain]

Well, I could just turn off the name changing function again...though it's not so fun when the whole board hasn't changed their usernames into silly things and then gets stuck that way.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Well, I could just turn off the name changing function again...though it's not so fun when the whole board hasn't changed their usernames into silly things and then gets stuck that way.

Musical nicks?

[Don Coyote]

Well, I could just turn off the name changing function again...though it's not so fun when the whole board hasn't changed their usernames into silly things and then gets stuck that way.