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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, May 02, 2012, 12:42:11 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

May 02, 2012, 12:42:11 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

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May 02, 2012, 12:43:15 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Lenin McCarthy

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May 02, 2012, 01:41:01 AM
Waaat?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

There's a magnificent schwung to that phrase, btw.

Juana

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May 02, 2012, 02:34:27 AM
:lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Elder Iptuous

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May 02, 2012, 04:45:30 AM
So, i hadn't heard of this meme and had to research.
i approve, yet don't know why....
http://youtu.be/2lvqVdJiQsA
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