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Started by Doktor Howl, May 03, 2012, 05:53:24 PM

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Doktor Howl

May 03, 2012, 05:53:24 PM
Please take the time to answer the above one question survey from Shut Up™, the Journal of Applied Horrorology.

Molon Lube

Freeky

#1
May 03, 2012, 06:11:29 PM
Feedback:  This essay was too FUCK YOU and not enough UP YOURS SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
May 03, 2012, 06:12:40 PM
My timing for reading this was perfect, because it was right when housemate came into my office jabbering about something retarded and irrelevant.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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May 03, 2012, 06:14:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2012, 06:12:40 PM
My timing for reading this was perfect, because it was right when housemate came into my office jabbering about something retarded and irrelevant.

SHUT UP™:  There when you need it most.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#4
May 03, 2012, 06:15:36 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 03, 2012, 06:11:29 PM
Feedback:  This essay was too FUCK YOU and not enough UP YOURS SHUT THE FUCK UP.

It's only that way on account of EAT MY ASS SHUT UP SHUT UP WHY CAN'T YOU SHUT UP.
Molon Lube

President Television

#6
May 03, 2012, 09:21:57 PM
Yes, but have you taken the OH SWEET JEGUS FUCK QUIT YOUR INCESSANT JABBERING I DON'T GIVE TWO TUGS OF A DEAD DOG'S COCK ABOUT THE KARDASHIANS into account?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Triple Zero

#7
May 03, 2012, 09:34:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 03, 2012, 06:12:40 PM
My timing for reading this was perfect, because it was right when housemate came into my office jabbering about something retarded and irrelevant.

Did you try the gas-horn remedy I think I told you about a few months ago? It's organic and wholesome!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Don Coyote

#8
May 03, 2012, 11:21:23 PM
THERE IS ENTIRELY TOO MUCH TALKING AND NOT ENOUGH .SHUT THE FUCK AND GO JAM YOUR BITS INTO THE DOOR UNTIL YOU ARE SORRY

navkat

#9
May 03, 2012, 11:31:22 PM
I used to take this for aches and pains in the Navy only mine came in gentle-but-effective gelcaps.

Heyyyyy, shut up!

"Hey, Cavallari, we don't get paid for two more weeks and...HEYYYYY, SHUT UP!

Juana

#10
May 03, 2012, 11:43:33 PM
Shhhh. No. Stop talking.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Don Coyote

#11
May 03, 2012, 11:45:13 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on May 03, 2012, 11:43:33 PM
Shhhh. No. Stop talking.

GO BACK TO THE END OF THE FUCKING LINE!!!!!!!!

Juana

#12
May 03, 2012, 11:49:16 PM
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

navkat

#13
May 04, 2012, 01:18:10 AM
Heyyyy...SHUT UP.

Deepthroat Chopra

#14
May 04, 2012, 04:39:07 AM
SHUT YOUR CAKE-HOLE! OR I'LL...SHOVE SOME CAKE IN IT! CARROT CAKE! AND FRUIT CAKE! AT THE SAME TIME!
Chainsaw-Wielding Fistula Detector
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