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The first official communication from the Ministry of Kipple

Started by Anonymous, November 04, 2004, 11:00:20 PM

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Anonymous

November 04, 2004, 11:00:20 PM
There shall be no Ministry of Kipple and definitely there shall be no Minister appointed - for he would be Minister of Kipple!

My friends, I could sermonize you a sermon on kipple - but I won't.

How does one detect kipple? Where does it go?

Where can I get a kipple detector to go with my Popecard?

Confusion is chaos is madness is discord is insanity is

Confusion is chaos is madness is discord is insanity is

Confusion is chaos is madness is discord is insanity is

Confusion is chaos is madness is discord is insanity is

Confusion is chaos is madness is discord is insanity is

Learn the meanings of these words, for they are an official communication.

Learn the classification and taxonomy of chaos.

Learn.

This has been an official communication from the Ministry of Kipple.

Schweinepriester G.

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November 04, 2004, 11:25:18 PM
SYN, RST
"...it would needlessly exclude IMPS implementations that
  may utilize sub-atomic monkeys and/or multiple universes;"
RFC 2795, section 4 (Infinite-TAG)

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
November 04, 2004, 11:31:10 PM
More gibberish.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Slarti

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November 05, 2004, 12:27:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerMore gibberish.

wow, you're right.
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