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Started by DECI4, May 08, 2012, 07:55:33 PM

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DECI4

"Anti Life"

Life is one big nasty mistake. I think it should never have come to exist in this universe. We don't know if there is life anywhere outside of our planet, and we're not sure how it got it's start here, but one thing is for sure: it is not good.

The first forms of life on Earth were probably simple-celled beings that lived underwater. This "life" itself would be fairly harmless were it not for the fact that it has the potential to evolve in to more advanced beings. Admittedly, the beings that these lifeforms would evolve in to were not so bad, in the beginning. There was a point in time where most of the creatures that existed were scaly, puritan organisms that did not really have the capacity to 'think.' They were simple; they ate. That was about it. Whenever biology took over they would procreate, but they didn't socialize. They didn't play, either. Two very ugly things.

Still, this was not very desirable, because these beings existed disgracefully.

After a while, land-walking creatures came about, like dinosaurs. Some of them even learned how to fly. Life had evolved pretty far by this point. Most organisms still generally lived the simple life. But then something happened. An extinction event. Whatever happened, it changed things for the worse. Very bad things began to happen on this planet.

Whenever the extinction even occurred, a lot of the older "righteous" mammals got destroyed. Some, like birds, survived. But they would eventually be destroyed by millions of years of evolution which would turn them in to modern creatures. Social creatures. And, in the mean time, newer creatures were coming about and they were taking the same course. They were becoming social. They developed the ability to 'feel good.' And with this came the ability to feel bad. Life on Earth was being prepped for MISERY. We refer to post-extinction life on Earth as the PAIN PERIOD.

The Pain Period was a most unpleasant time. Earth-beings were still eating each other and competing for territory, but by this time they had developed feelings and new, very queer behavior which left them confused and miserable. During the Pain Period the World's Least Favorable Animal, the ape, had begun evolving from post-extinction survivors. This ugly and disgraceful animal would spend an eternity sitting around and chewing on leaves and playing with feces until something special happened on this planet. An Ice Age occurred. Some of these apes got caught up in the Ice Age and over a period of hundreds of thousands of years they were shaped by their experiences in the snow. Because this environment was ruthless these apish inhabitants had to become powerful to survive. These apes developed qualities like those of the dinosaurs. On occasion they may have drawn a picture or told a joke, or had sex, but for the most part they just ate and tried to stay warm.

But the Ice Age ended fairly quickly, and the pure way of life was lost. Soon, EVIL SUNLIGHT came and turned the apes queer again. They went down and fucked with homosexual-Sapiens. From these people a queer generation was born, a generation that prided itself in sex, drawing, dancing, socializing and building structures. This generation was also even more self-aware and capable of feeling good/bad than the previous generations. From then on tens of thousands of years of suffering would go on, culminating in the present day where things are just about as bad as they can possibly get.

It does not seem that anything but bad things can come from the proliferation of life on Earth. It's time for another extinction event, and this one must be permanent. There's no way to tell how it will happen, but it will happen.

A no-life universe is preferable to a life-containing universe. Celestial bodies exist with perfect and Nihilistic elegance; they just exist. No awareness, no suffering, no impurity, no fear. They set the standard to which life could never live up to. This humiliating accident known as 'life' must be erased. It is an unspeakable crime.
Last edited by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey; Yesterday at 05:07 PM.
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My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
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DECI4

One out of every threee malaria drugs are counterfeit (fake)

1 out of every 3 malaria drugs is totally fake and has no medicinal benefit whatsoever. Over 90% of malaria drugs are heavily diluted and basically ineffective. This is a fact that has been recently reported on in news media. However, what the media won't tell you is that the same thing is true for every other drug out there. Every single one. There are also widespread drug shortages all around the world, even in the world's strongest countries like the USA and the UK. This is a reflection of the failure of the medical industry, not necessarily because of incompetence on behalf of pharmaceutical manufacturers, but because the industry itself has passed the point of no return. There are little in the way of resources left to produce these drugs - everything has been exhausted and the market is so large that there is no choice for manufacturers but to fake and dramatically underdose these products.
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My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
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http://i.imgur.com/EiZZK.jpg

DECI4

"Before we get in to any discussion about optimal classroom sized we have to remember one very basic thing: all science is bullshit. Science is just a tool that differing ideologues use to compete with each other. There are scientific studies showing that small classroom sizes are optimal and there are scientific studies showing that large classroom sizes are optimal. Both are equally worthless. They have been made up.

It's just common sense that a larger classroom size is going to be more optimal than a small one. By "large" I am referring to a crowd of at least 10,000 people. 100,000-1,000,000 people should be the optimal classroom size. This is simply because any effort to teach 10,000 minds is going to have to be an honest effort. There can be no wishy-washy teaching in that environment. It's got to be macro-oriented; bold, basic, pure. None of that detail shit. And the kids are not going to socialize with each other because there is no medium upon which their egos can rest. They are going to be drowning in a sea of unidentifiable human shit. They'll never see the same person twice.

In order to achieve this, rural school should be shut down and the teachers laid off. All humans not living in major cities will be forced to relocate. There will only be a handful major human population centers in the USA (LA, Seattle, Chicago, Houston, New York City, etc.) There will be fewer than fifteen teachers in the entire country. All of the country's children in these cities will attend one "school" (a large square). There will be no tests, no books, you just show up and listen. Once you know how to speak English you are educated. This is all that is necessary for a functioning and efficient civilization."
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
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http://i.imgur.com/EiZZK.jpg

Faust

Quote from: DECI4 on May 26, 2012, 06:13:39 PM
"Before we get in to any discussion about optimal classroom sized we have to remember one very basic thing: all science is bullshit. Science is just a tool that differing ideologues use to compete with each other. There are scientific studies showing that small classroom sizes are optimal and there are scientific studies showing that large classroom sizes are optimal. Both are equally worthless. They have been made up.

It's just common sense that a larger classroom size is going to be more optimal than a small one. By "large" I am referring to a crowd of at least 10,000 people. 100,000-1,000,000 people should be the optimal classroom size. This is simply because any effort to teach 10,000 minds is going to have to be an honest effort. There can be no wishy-washy teaching in that environment. It's got to be macro-oriented; bold, basic, pure. None of that detail shit. And the kids are not going to socialize with each other because there is no medium upon which their egos can rest. They are going to be drowning in a sea of unidentifiable human shit. They'll never see the same person twice.

In order to achieve this, rural school should be shut down and the teachers laid off. All humans not living in major cities will be forced to relocate. There will only be a handful major human population centers in the USA (LA, Seattle, Chicago, Houston, New York City, etc.) There will be fewer than fifteen teachers in the entire country. All of the country's children in these cities will attend one "school" (a large square). There will be no tests, no books, you just show up and listen. Once you know how to speak English you are educated. This is all that is necessary for a functioning and efficient civilization."

Ah commenting on something he has no idea about. Excellent stuff.
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DECI4

"There is no greater evil in this world than objects that are made out of ceramic and metal. It is no coincidence that these objects arose out of the worst period of Earth's history: the past 100,000 years. These demonic creations are capable of producing sounds so distasteful that they rattle me to the bone and shake the very foundation upon which my nervous system lies.

It is impossible to even break these horrid things without being hurt by the sounds that they make. They can only be carefully buried and hopefully never dug up again.

The only thing that even approaches this evil are homes made out of wood and carpeted floors. These are the only things that are nearly as distasteful and undesirable as objects made out of metal and ceramic."
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My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:

http://i.imgur.com/EiZZK.jpg