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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, May 14, 2012, 10:02:07 PM

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May 14, 2012, 10:02:07 PM
Yah know that friend of mine i was telling you about what scammed the t and is facing sentencing? Well considering her facebook status today its not trying to affect sentencing. She really believes in jebus. She said something about dreaming about jebus and how that means shell overcome adversity even though shes def going to get sentenced to two years. Im ok with the fun commencing at this point. Please advise.
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Nephew Twiddleton

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May 14, 2012, 10:04:19 PM
My first inclination is to point out that shes probably dreaming about jesus because shes constantly thinking about jesus much in the same way that i dream about pders because pd is the website i go to the most often.
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Richter

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May 15, 2012, 02:17:30 AM
Obviously there is spamming  "Like a Prayer" by Madonna.

Bad crucifix useage, BDSM crucifixion scenes, etc... if you want to go worse
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Nephew Twiddleton

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May 15, 2012, 03:58:12 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on May 15, 2012, 02:17:30 AM
Obviously there is spamming  "Like a Prayer" by Madonna.

Bad crucifix useage, BDSM crucifixion scenes, etc... if you want to go worse

Like a prayer is a good start. I like it. Crucifixion is a bit iffy. I think she's gone Mega Church way.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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May 15, 2012, 05:41:53 AM
If I may, I think this would be the perfect time to introduce the Discordian Saint, Joyce Drake to your friend.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Nephew Twiddleton

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May 15, 2012, 02:26:25 PM
:lulz:
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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July 13, 2012, 11:10:28 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on May 14, 2012, 10:02:07 PM
Yah know that friend of mine i was telling you about what scammed the t and is facing sentencing? Well considering her facebook status today its not trying to affect sentencing. She really believes in jebus. She said something about dreaming about jebus and how that means shell overcome adversity even though shes def going to get sentenced to two years. Im ok with the fun commencing at this point. Please advise.

Sentencing has occurred for both.

Fortunately, time served is part of the sentence.

Unfortunately,

I don't think Andy will ever be employable again.

Yes, I am more concerned about Andy.
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