Mitt Romney is clearly very familiar with nuclear weapons

[Suu]

The missile is literally half the size of a fucking B-52. If that Mormon dork ever intends to become president, he needs to learn to warfare.

[Cain]

Or not.  It's funnier this way, as Bush and Obama have proven.

[Suu]

True...

[East Coast Hustle]

This just reassures me that voting for Romney in 2012 will be the rightmost hilarious choice.

[Iason Ouabache]

Bak.

Needs an Irish Setter on the roof of the plane.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/05/AR2010070502657.html

Unlike past treaty restrictions, ICBMs are not prohibited from bombers. This means that Russia is free to mount a nearly unlimited number of ICBMs on bombers — including MIRVs (multiple independently targetable reentry vehicles) or multiple warheads — without tripping the treaty's limits.

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Mounting...ICBMs....on....bombers....

On a bomber?
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Uh, well Romney said to do it so... I guess... just uh... fuck man, I don't know, we'll do it with magnets and duct tape and shit.
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[Cain]

Bump

[Salty]

Do you suppose anyone told him.

*pssst* Hey. Hey Mitt! *shakes head*

[AFK]

I doubt it.  And even if they did, I kinda figure Romney doesn't give a shit, especiallynknow ing the type of person who is likely to vote for him in the general.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Romney was probably just thinking about a big old strap-on. 

[Forsooth]

maybe he was trying to think ahead (without telling anyone he was doing it), with only knowing that icbm's deliver nukes

the nuclear devices themselves aren't all that large, so you could, hypothetically, get a re-entry capable craft into a position to deliver just like a MIRV would.

It wouldn't be efficient, but this is Mitt we're talking about.

a Secret Soviet Special Orbital Bomber Squadron (SSOBS)

[Doktor Howl]

I want more Romney.  He's FUNNY. 

From the Careful What You Wish For Department.

[Cain]

It occurs to me there is no treaty that prevents ICBMs being mounted on bear cavalry.  On bombers.  On submarines.

Clearly, we need more international treaties to solve this issue.

[Freeky]

 

BUT IS THERE A BAYONET?