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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Don Coyote

#75
April 25, 2012, 09:56:42 PM
Quote from: Telarus on April 25, 2012, 07:15:46 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 10:14:18 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 19, 2012, 12:13:08 AM
The Optimist looks at the glass, and says "It's half full". The Pessimist looks at the same glass, and says "It's half empty". The Discordian picks up the glass, drains it, then informs you it's your round.

The Optimist looks at the glass, and says "It's half full".

The Pessimist looks at the same glass, and says "It's half empty".

The Discordian grabs a barstool and smashes both their heads in, "Whoops! Wrong parable."


Permission to repost, Trip?

OO OO I WANNA REPOST IT TOO!!!!!

Triple Zero

#76
April 25, 2012, 11:00:15 PM
Well, okay. Second one to repost gets permission!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#77
April 25, 2012, 11:20:59 PM
Over Easter:

Me: blah blah been hanging out with a lot of discordians online lately

Dad: Discordians?

Me: Discordianism is to Religion as Dadaism is to Art.

Dad: Oh, that makes sense.

(not sarcasm)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#78
April 26, 2012, 04:51:16 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 25, 2012, 11:20:59 PM
Over Easter:

Me: blah blah been hanging out with a lot of discordians online lately

Dad: Discordians?

Me: Discordianism is to Religion as Dadaism is to Art.

Dad: Oh, that makes sense.

(not sarcasm)

It does make sense.

Perfect sense.

:tinfoilhat:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#79
April 26, 2012, 04:53:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 26, 2012, 04:51:16 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 25, 2012, 11:20:59 PM
Over Easter:

Me: blah blah been hanging out with a lot of discordians online lately

Dad: Discordians?

Me: Discordianism is to Religion as Dadaism is to Art.

Dad: Oh, that makes sense.

(not sarcasm)

It does make sense.

Perfect sense.

:tinfoilhat:

:lulz:

Doktor Howl

#80
April 26, 2012, 08:37:34 PM
Discordianism:  Ranting sermons for people who have nothing but contempt for you.

See also:  Idiocy, pathetic.
Molon Lube

Lenin McCarthy

#81
April 26, 2012, 10:34:45 PM
Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons knock on your door.

Discordians knock you off your high horse, SO IT HURTS, then they beat the horse until it's dead, and then a little more, because high horses produce a whole lot of shit.

Cainad (dec.)

#82
April 26, 2012, 10:44:45 PM
Also, why in god's name are you riding a horse while it's high? Let the poor thing enjoy its buzz, ferchrissakes!

Triple Zero

#83
April 26, 2012, 11:02:12 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 11:00:15 PM
Well, okay. Second one to repost gets permission!

How's it going with the reposting? I'm waiting to hear from you people so I can frown at the first reposter for doing it without permission.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#84
April 27, 2012, 06:51:39 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 26, 2012, 11:02:12 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 11:00:15 PM
Well, okay. Second one to repost gets permission!

How's it going with the reposting? I'm waiting to hear from you people so I can frown at the first reposter for doing it without permission.

Now we're all too scairt to do it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#85
April 27, 2012, 06:58:13 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 27, 2012, 06:51:39 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 26, 2012, 11:02:12 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 25, 2012, 11:00:15 PM
Well, okay. Second one to repost gets permission!

How's it going with the reposting? I'm waiting to hear from you people so I can frown at the first reposter for doing it without permission.

Now we're all too scairt to do it.

WELL I DID IT YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

No one seemed to care on my FB not even my crazy father who is into Zen and stuff. But it might have been buried.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#86
April 27, 2012, 03:10:58 PM
WELL I DID IT TOO

I posted in the FB Discordian Society.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#87
April 28, 2012, 02:20:34 AM
(well okay then anyone is allowed from now on--what did I wrote again? *scrolls* oh yeah ahahahaha I'm so brilliant)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.
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