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Started by Doktor Howl, May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM

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Doktor Howl

May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
They TOLD you not to do it!

You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!

The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER?

WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?
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#1
May 11, 2012, 02:18:40 PM
I did it for SCIENCE, god damn it! Bad things are supposed to happen when you SCIENCE.
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#2
May 11, 2012, 02:38:34 PM
I didn't think anyone was watching, then one thing led to another and now the ceiling's all goopy :(
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#3
May 11, 2012, 02:52:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
They TOLD you not to do it!

You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!

The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER?

WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?

And why can't I make it go BACKWARDS?

I don't remember a THING!

What LAST TIME? What BAD THINGS? What did I DO?

WHERE am I, anyway?

and WHO are you?

and WHO am I?

and WHAT are these five branched meatsticks protruding from this flesh heap pounding into this plastic device turning my thoughts into glowing pixels?

and what is TIME?
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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#4
May 11, 2012, 03:26:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
They TOLD you not to do it!


fuck 'em


Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM

You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!


fuck their rules


Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM

The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER?


vaguely


Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM

WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?


All the reasons above. Plus I was drunk. And it was a double dog dare.

HOW THE HELL COULD I NOT DO IT?  :argh!:

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Luna

#5
May 11, 2012, 07:09:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
They TOLD you not to do it!

You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!

The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER?

WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?

None of that has ever stopped me before.  It probably won't stop me next time either.

And I'm not cleaning it up this time, either.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#6
May 11, 2012, 07:30:52 PM
Why do I do anything, Dok? I wanted to see what happened if I did it (again, yes, I know).


Also? Totally worth it.
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#7
May 11, 2012, 08:37:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 11, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
They TOLD you not to do it!

You KNEW you weren't supposed to do it!

The LAST time you did it, BAD THINGS happened, REMEMBER?

WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT?

Because ten seconds of seeing all their faces sharing the same desperate, confused look is worth every minute of hard time, and probably more.
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Don Coyote

#8
May 11, 2012, 08:58:46 PM
I was just following a lawful order.

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#9
May 11, 2012, 10:19:19 PM
I DID IT CUZ THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL  :fap:
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#10
May 12, 2012, 03:45:02 AM
Because the second-rate toilets at work can only handle so much.
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#11
May 12, 2012, 12:29:43 PM
Richter made me do it.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

AFK

#12
May 12, 2012, 02:34:42 PM
I want to see if I can achieve Level 7 this time!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Forsooth

#13
May 12, 2012, 06:44:47 PM
it was GOD's will!

HE put me here, anything I do is HIS fault.

if HE wanted the carpets deloused and cleansed of effluvia, HE would have sent someone already

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#14
May 12, 2012, 11:33:20 PM
I did it under duress! Chloe held a gun to my head and said "DO IT OR DIE CAPITALIST SCUM!"
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