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Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, May 13, 2012, 03:01:31 AM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

You can get to the gym
lose a little weight
You can put that lumpy body back into shape

but it won't be enough.

You can buy some makeup
put it on like you care
you can get a pair of tweezers and pluck those nasty hairs

but it still won't be enough

You can read all the papers
Keep up with the news
You can join the revolution when it comes around to you

but it will never be enough

Because you were never pretty enough
Never smart enough
Never sane enough
Never nice enough
And you'll never be young enough again.


(apologies for the emo bullshit)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

That's a pretty good summation of the mass media message.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 13, 2012, 03:03:56 AM
That's a pretty good summation of the mass media message.
What the unruly mob said.

Q. G. Pennyworth

I keep falling into that meter on my rants, gonna have to work on branching out.

Triple Zero

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 13, 2012, 03:03:56 AM
That's a pretty good summation of the mass media message.

Yeah but the truth of it is, if you do do all those things, you're doing pretty good!

I mean exercise, keeping up with the news as best as you can (.. and a teensy touch of makeup and epilating hairs, well, speaking as a man (or male? I forgot the distinction again), can't say it goes unappreciated ;-) )
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Elder Iptuous

it's a balance, i guess, between aiming high to be your best v. running yourself ragged chasing after an unachievable goal.
i tend to agree with Trip, though...

i like it, however, as far as 'emo bullshit' goes.  :)

Freeky

Quote from: Triple Zero on May 18, 2012, 08:21:35 PM
(or male? I forgot the distinction again)

Male is what you're born as, man is the other thing.

Triple Zero

THAT DIDNT HELP AT ALL!

;-)

shouldn't we have words like femalophile and malophile?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Triple Zero on May 18, 2012, 10:22:36 PM
THAT DIDNT HELP AT ALL!

;-)

shouldn't we have words like femalophile and malophile?

You are male in sex, and your gender identity is as a man. You may use the terms interchangeably.

The term "male" could also refer to an immature male human (a boy), or a male animal of another species, such as a stallion or a ram. You are not a stallion or a ram, nor are you a boy; you are a man.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Triple Zero on May 18, 2012, 10:29:14 PM
And a femalophile! :D

I think that the most linguistically correct formation of that word would be gynophile. Is Phox around? She'll know.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Lenin McCarthy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androphilia_and_gynephilia

Androphilia and gyne(co)philia are the right terms, it seems.

@ the OP: I like it. It resonates with the common feeling of inadequacy.
I was going to give this emomittens, but MS Paint wouldn't let me make 'em (and downloading Gimp or Paint.NET takes too much time).  :sad:





Luna

Damn, QG...

That, there, in a nutshell, is what my husband did to me.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Q. G. Pennyworth

Thanks guys. It's nice to know that I can at least spew useful stuff while in a foul mood.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Like the biting and clawing darkside of TLC's "Unpretty".
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Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

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