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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, May 19, 2012, 11:40:32 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

May 19, 2012, 11:40:32 PM
Scroll all the way down and read the last entry. http://1000waysdie.wikia.com/wiki/1000_Ways_To_Die_Episodes
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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May 19, 2012, 11:44:18 PM
Also, clicking on links led me to a news story with the cause of death listed as "total morselization".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

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May 20, 2012, 02:08:15 AM
wait.  wat. :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
May 20, 2012, 02:09:08 AM
WOOD CHIPPER. :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#4
May 20, 2012, 02:10:37 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 20, 2012, 02:09:08 AM
WOOD CHIPPER. :horrormirth:

Similar to being "Nigelled," then.

EK WAFFLR

#5
May 20, 2012, 02:14:56 AM
wat!  :lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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P3nT4gR4m

#6
May 20, 2012, 07:36:11 AM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Freeky

#7
May 20, 2012, 07:45:46 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 20, 2012, 07:36:11 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 20, 2012, 02:10:37 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 20, 2012, 02:09:08 AM
WOOD CHIPPER. :horrormirth:

Similar to being "Nigelled," then.

Similar but without the "voices" :eek:

Oh yeah, that weird ass wailing, right?  Where the very air seems to cry in despair and agonized torture?  Yeah, that's eerie as fuck.

I personally think it's the souls of all of the Nigelled victims, but this is as yet unconfirmed by the scientific community.

Freeky

#8
May 20, 2012, 07:49:03 AM
Someday, a book is going to get written about all this Nigel phenomena and all the shenanigans she gets up to.  It's gonna be EPIC.

Anna Mae Bollocks

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May 20, 2012, 08:06:40 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 20, 2012, 07:49:03 AM
Someday, a book is going to get written about all this Nigel phenomena and all the shenanigans she gets up to.  It's gonna be EPIC.

An yuo don't buy book is after is cat know one and jump on perosn head and dead. So buy book.
Or cat you know you in stroe and don't buy maybe and cat jump on head and died unhello.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
May 20, 2012, 02:37:15 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 20, 2012, 08:06:40 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 20, 2012, 07:49:03 AM
Someday, a book is going to get written about all this Nigel phenomena and all the shenanigans she gets up to.  It's gonna be EPIC.

An yuo don't buy book is after is cat know one and jump on perosn head and dead. So buy book.
Or cat you know you in stroe and don't buy maybe and cat jump on head and died unhello.

:lulz: I was scanning through the thing looking for names and then I got to the end and was very, very confused for a moment. Then I read all the entries and :lulz:

Epic win on someone's part.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
May 20, 2012, 02:39:04 PM
Canada is pushing its way for fun and joy lights spring is almost gone its still May and a person found a pencil and it stuck it up it to its eye and die for unjoy.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#12
May 20, 2012, 04:09:15 PM
BGP has taken over wikipedia  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Anna Mae Bollocks

#13
May 21, 2012, 07:13:30 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 20, 2012, 04:09:15 PM
BGP has taken over wikipedia  :lulz:

It does have the masters touch.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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