Random thoughts that fizzle out in mid shit where was I...

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I just worked 13 hours.
I think I died.

If you died, you'd be here now.

::doorbell::

Hey. got any butter?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I just worked 13 hours.
I think I died.

If you died, you'd be here now.

::doorbell::

Hey. got any butter?

No, the fucking Norwegians were by just an hour ago.  Cleaned me right out.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

FUCKING NORWAY!! 

[EK WAFFLR]

Good. They found you.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I saw a port-o-potty this morning and thought "Oh shit, is that the Tardis? No... no, it's just a Turdis."

[Cainad (dec.)]

I saw a port-o-potty this morning and thought "Oh shit, is that the Tardis? No... no, it's just a Turdis."

My friend Mark came up with the exact same thing a few weeks ago. Almost like you're the same person...

In fact, I've never seen the two of you in the same room- oh wait, yes I have.


Also, 30s? We've had 60s the past two days. Up here in CT, where we got pooped on by 100 feet of snow on Halloween.
Someone done broke the weather.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

It's 52 now and 5am. The cold came and went pretty quick.
Hello/Goodbye winter

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I saw a port-o-potty this morning and thought "Oh shit, is that the Tardis? No... no, it's just a Turdis."

My friend Mark came up with the exact same thing a few weeks ago. Almost like you're the same person...

In fact, I've never seen the two of you in the same room- oh wait, yes I have.


Also, 30s? We've had 60s the past two days. Up here in CT, where we got pooped on by 100 feet of snow on Halloween.
Someone done broke the weather.

See now I/we have to kill you. Good goin.

BBQ chicken salad. This can't happen, right? Let's ask ECH in the food blogotorium.

[Triple Zero]

I saw a port-o-potty this morning and thought "Oh shit, is that the Tardis? No... no, it's just a Turdis."

Bravo for combining three of my favourite things: puns, poop-jokes and Dr Who!

[navkat]

All the norways are gonna shit when they get a "load" of what you've done here.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[navkat]

I'm so sorry. If it helps, that was my own reaction as I watched through my half-crazed eyesockets as I typed that steaming little number (two) out.

[navkat]

DO YOU SEE WHAT KEEPS HAPPENING TO ME?

[Doktor Howl]

Great. I think I have diarrhea.

Thanks a lot Roger.

No problem.