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Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, December 27, 2011, 09:50:57 PM

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#30
January 05, 2012, 03:58:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 03:56:39 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 05, 2012, 03:55:41 AM
I just worked 13 hours.
I think I died.

If you died, you'd be here now.

::doorbell::

Hey. got any butter?

The Good Reverend Roger

#31
January 05, 2012, 04:01:03 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 05, 2012, 03:58:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 03:56:39 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 05, 2012, 03:55:41 AM
I just worked 13 hours.
I think I died.

If you died, you'd be here now.

::doorbell::

Hey. got any butter?

No, the fucking Norwegians were by just an hour ago.  Cleaned me right out.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#32
January 05, 2012, 05:31:27 AM
FUCKING NORWAY!!  :argh!:

EK WAFFLR

#33
January 05, 2012, 06:15:27 AM
Good. They found you.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Sir Squid Diddimus

#34
January 08, 2012, 01:37:39 AM
I saw a port-o-potty this morning and thought "Oh shit, is that the Tardis? No... no, it's just a Turdis."

Cainad (dec.)

#35
January 08, 2012, 02:17:19 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 08, 2012, 01:37:39 AM
I saw a port-o-potty this morning and thought "Oh shit, is that the Tardis? No... no, it's just a Turdis."

My friend Mark came up with the exact same thing a few weeks ago. Almost like you're the same person...

In fact, I've never seen the two of you in the same room- oh wait, yes I have. :lulz:


Also, 30s? We've had 60s the past two days. Up here in CT, where we got pooped on by 100 feet of snow on Halloween.
Someone done broke the weather.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#36
January 08, 2012, 10:03:06 AM
It's 52 now and 5am. The cold came and went pretty quick.
Hello/Goodbye winter

Sir Squid Diddimus

#37
January 08, 2012, 10:21:29 AM
Quote from: Cainad on January 08, 2012, 02:17:19 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 08, 2012, 01:37:39 AM
I saw a port-o-potty this morning and thought "Oh shit, is that the Tardis? No... no, it's just a Turdis."

My friend Mark came up with the exact same thing a few weeks ago. Almost like you're the same person...

In fact, I've never seen the two of you in the same room- oh wait, yes I have. :lulz:


Also, 30s? We've had 60s the past two days. Up here in CT, where we got pooped on by 100 feet of snow on Halloween.
Someone done broke the weather.

See now I/we have to kill you. Good goin.

BBQ chicken salad. This can't happen, right? Let's ask ECH in the food blogotorium.

Triple Zero

#38
January 08, 2012, 12:35:36 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 08, 2012, 01:37:39 AM
I saw a port-o-potty this morning and thought "Oh shit, is that the Tardis? No... no, it's just a Turdis."

Bravo for combining three of my favourite things: puns, poop-jokes and Dr Who!
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navkat

#39
January 09, 2012, 07:07:26 PM
All the norways are gonna shit when they get a "load" of what you've done here.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

navkat

#41
January 10, 2012, 12:55:46 AM
I'm so sorry. If it helps, that was my own reaction as I watched through my half-crazed eyesockets as I typed that steaming little number (two) out.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

navkat

#42
January 10, 2012, 12:57:00 AM
DO YOU SEE WHAT KEEPS HAPPENING TO ME?
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Doktor Howl

#43
May 15, 2012, 09:30:34 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 30, 2011, 05:22:29 AM
Great. I think I have diarrhea.

Thanks a lot Roger.

No problem.
Molon Lube
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