LMNO in Spain? HAW! I don't believe a word of it.

[Doktor Howl]

So the question is, where is he really?

My theory is that he was abducted by aliens, and he won't let them drop him off til he's given them ALL some of that Big Gay Cowboy lovin'.  Being alien, they never saw a need for wifi, and their dial-up connections keep timing out waiting for PD to get around to loading...Which is why is he isn't yet bragging about bow-legged grey midgets.

I am, however, willing to entertain other theories, so post them in this here thread.

[Salty]

I can't say for certain because I wasn't there, but I was told of a man who went into Denali National Park recently. From the descriptions given it sure seemed like it was LMNO taking bets on how many bears he could pin to the ground for three seconds in half an hour.

People all over showed for the event, and LMNO lost a whole lot of money. People wondered why he bothered when it was the bears who kept pinning HIM down. People also learned what he meant by bears.

They've closed all 4,740,911 acres (19,185.79 km2)  of park for the season to clean up the mess.

[Freeky]

Stories have not been corroborated, but I heard that LMNO disappeared into the wilds of London, looking for BGC trouble on the backs of mighty steeds.  Reports say that he isn't talking about horses, either. 

[Salty]

There's been this rumbling in the mountains recently, they started right around the time LMNO took off. It's got everyone freaked out because you can hear it all night long, thumping and rumbling out of the freaking mountains. Seismologists are stumped, but not me. I saw many 18 wheelers hauling what appeared to be high end stereo equipment and vodka past many hippie hovels and into the foot of Aleyeska.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I wouldnt discount the idea that hes in spain. Ive been hearing mixed reports about the appearance of "homo gaucho grande" in the outskirts of madrid. They decribe it as some mythical beast that comes and seduces your otherwise macho husband. They are never the same after.

[Triple Zero]

It's pretty obvious, no?


The famous La Tomatina festival is the epic tomato-launching battle ensues until 100 tons of tomato guts covers the Spanish town. (Reuters)

[Doktor Howl]

It's pretty obvious, no?


The famous La Tomatina festival is the epic tomato-launching battle ensues until 100 tons of tomato guts covers the Spanish town. (Reuters)

There's nothing saying that this can't be somehow connected to my aliens theory.

[MMIX]

LMNOzone Depletion
plague of the 21st C.

[Cuddlefish]

I don't think it's a matter of where, as much as it is a matter of when LMNO is.

There's a lot of crazy, silly shit going on in the world these days, and the only reasonable explanation is that some sickened weirdo like LMNO has jumped back in time and is poking around the past, making our current sociopolitical climate barely tolerable, yet somehow INSANELY COMICAL.

[Doktor Howl]

I don't think it's a matter of where, as much as it is a matter of when LMNO is.

There's a lot of crazy, silly shit going on in the world these days, and the only reasonable explanation is that some sickened weirdo like LMNO has jumped back in time and is poking around the past, making our current sociopolitical climate barely tolerable, yet somehow INSANELY COMICAL.

I think you may be onto something there.  His mustache never looked like it fit.

AND THERE ARE NO MUSTACHES IN THE FUTURE.