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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., May 19, 2012, 06:02:47 AM

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May 19, 2012, 06:02:47 AM Last Edit: May 19, 2012, 08:30:21 AM by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.
http://news.yahoo.com/man-arrested-smuggling-roasted-human-fetuses-131604941.html

QuoteAccording to The Independent's Rob Williams and other news reports, the fetuses had been roasted and covered in gold leaf as part of a ritual. Chow Hok Kuen, a British citizen, was planning to sell them to people looking to get rich.

Well that nukes my faith in humanity for the week life. This is beyond fucked up.
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May 19, 2012, 06:53:43 AM
What makes me more sick than the idea of people smuggling dead babies for ritual purposes? Oh. I'll leave that for you to guess.
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May 19, 2012, 07:02:59 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 19, 2012, 06:53:43 AM
What makes me more sick than the idea of people smuggling dead babies for ritual purposes? Oh. I'll leave that for you to guess.

Wuld it be the other thing mentioned in the article?

I'll just leave this warning here:

FOR THE LOVE OF ANYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR, DO NOT READ THE ARTICLE.  IF YOU MUST, DON'T READ THE OTHER THING THAT GETS MENTIONED THERE.  IT WILL ONLY FILL YOU WITH DESPAIR AND HORROR.  NO ARTIFICIAL MIRTH OR PRESERVATIVES ARE ADDED.

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#3
May 19, 2012, 09:35:03 AM
Oh my.

Well, so much for PILLS HERE :lol:
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May 19, 2012, 12:39:12 PM
Jesus fucking christ.  :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
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#5
May 19, 2012, 12:51:30 PM
I fucking hate people some days.
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May 19, 2012, 02:57:06 PM
The article I read had pictures of them.
There was no warning of the pictures, they were just there, at the top of the page.



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May 19, 2012, 06:33:42 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 19, 2012, 12:51:30 PM
I fucking hate people some days.

It would seem you have not been sufficiently dosed.
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May 19, 2012, 06:35:59 PM
Even taking into account the fines, the markup on those is incredible.

There needs to be a way to industrialise this process.

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#9
May 19, 2012, 06:57:13 PM
Maybe we could use stem cells?
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May 20, 2012, 01:01:08 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 19, 2012, 06:35:59 PM
Even taking into account the fines, the markup on those is incredible.

There needs to be a way to industrialise this process.

It would have to be  either a discrete will-pay-for-abandoned-babies or a literal baby farm.

The farm would be more efficient; feed the "laborers" the bare minimum for the "product"to reach appropriate "ripeness." Could probably get away with two or three thousand in starvation- rich areas.

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May 20, 2012, 04:35:28 AM
Christing fuck.  :eek: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
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May 20, 2012, 09:35:00 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on May 20, 2012, 01:01:08 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 19, 2012, 06:35:59 PM
Even taking into account the fines, the markup on those is incredible.

There needs to be a way to industrialise this process.

It would have to be  either a discrete will-pay-for-abandoned-babies or a literal baby farm.

The farm would be more efficient; feed the "laborers" the bare minimum for the "product"to reach appropriate "ripeness." Could probably get away with two or three thousand in starvation- rich areas.

Actually, I was thinking an arrangement with local abortion providers, then an industrial setting for the finished product and mailing.

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May 20, 2012, 04:19:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 20, 2012, 09:35:00 AM
Quote from: Forsooth on May 20, 2012, 01:01:08 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 19, 2012, 06:35:59 PM
Even taking into account the fines, the markup on those is incredible.

There needs to be a way to industrialise this process.

It would have to be  either a discrete will-pay-for-abandoned-babies or a literal baby farm.

The farm would be more efficient; feed the "laborers" the bare minimum for the "product"to reach appropriate "ripeness." Could probably get away with two or three thousand in starvation- rich areas.

Actually, I was thinking an arrangement with local abortion providers, then an industrial setting for the finished product and mailing.

Too much risk of turnover fluctuations. Suggest combine with sex slave industry so you have a bordello at the front of the house, full of non-contraceptivated stock. Then you can assure an steady supply of foeti out the back door.

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May 20, 2012, 07:46:37 PM
You know who else hated golden babies?  Pol Pot, that's who:

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