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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Rev. Judas IMOK, May 22, 2012, 12:56:16 AM

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#60
May 25, 2012, 12:43:03 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:39:24 AM
Oh, and I like the site, Judas!

Thank you very much! Admittedly right now it is just a bunch of links with not much content from me. But c'est la vie. I am happy with it. And not sure if anyone has browsed it much, but there is also a section with external links including one to this awesome forum.  :)

And I wasn't going to say anything, but in case anyone hasn't noticed, in the book listing in the initial post and my website, I included two little fun surprises. I just thought it might get some laughs.  :fnord:
In honor of St. Oreo... Patron Saint of Fellatio, Ovulating Penguins, and Anti-Tea Drinking Chinese

MMMu

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#61
May 25, 2012, 12:44:03 AM
Quote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 25, 2012, 12:43:03 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:39:24 AM
Oh, and I like the site, Judas!

Thank you very much! Admittedly right now it is just a bunch of links with not much content from me. But c'est la vie. I am happy with it. And not sure if anyone has browsed it much, but there is also a section with external links including one to this awesome forum.  :)

I like having all those links in one place. Makes internetting a bit easier.  :)
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

#62
May 25, 2012, 12:45:36 AM
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#63
May 25, 2012, 12:48:16 AM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Don Coyote

#64
May 25, 2012, 12:59:27 AM
What the hell? :lulz:

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#65
May 25, 2012, 01:00:30 AM
Interrupter Gear. For stopping that brooding.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

#66
May 25, 2012, 01:01:07 AM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 25, 2012, 12:59:27 AM
What the hell? :lulz:

His Holy Name™ catastrophically failed, as I feared it might.  He somehow went from "Conan" to "Maxim machine gun".
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Doktor Howl

#67
May 25, 2012, 01:01:40 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 01:00:30 AM
Interrupter Gear. For stopping that brooding.

GODDAMMIT!

I HOPE YOU SHOOT YOUR PROPELLER OFF, YOU HOOLIGAN!
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

#68
May 25, 2012, 01:03:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 01:01:40 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 01:00:30 AM
Interrupter Gear. For stopping that brooding.

GODDAMMIT!

I HOPE YOU SHOOT YOUR PROPELLER OFF, YOU HOOLIGAN!

:lulz:

EK WAFFLR

#69
May 25, 2012, 01:04:07 AM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

#70
May 25, 2012, 01:07:33 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 01:04:07 AM


You go too far.

THIS.  MEANS.  WAR!

Just as soon as I resurrect the laptop, which has all my WOMP stuff on it.  Then you're in for it, beardo.
Molon Lube

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#71
May 25, 2012, 01:11:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 01:07:33 AM


You go too far.

THIS.  MEANS.  WAR!

Just as soon as I resurrect the laptop, which has all my WOMP stuff on it.  Then you're in for it, beardo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6t6K8UzFs
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

#72
May 25, 2012, 01:12:33 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 01:11:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 01:07:33 AM


You go too far.

THIS.  MEANS.  WAR!

Just as soon as I resurrect the laptop, which has all my WOMP stuff on it.  Then you're in for it, beardo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6t6K8UzFs

Get your shots in while you can.  When I get that keyboard replaced, you are ONE DEAD CHEESE-EATER!
Molon Lube

Freeky

#73
May 25, 2012, 01:15:51 AM
Dok, if you'd stop having your "little moments" you can save money on keyboards.

Either that or stop writing to our Congressmen.

Doktor Howl

#74
May 25, 2012, 01:19:36 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 25, 2012, 01:15:51 AM
Dok, if you'd stop having your "little moments" you can save money on keyboards.

Either that or stop writing to our Congressmen.

I can't.  It's like heroin.
Molon Lube
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