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Started by Rev. Judas IMOK, May 22, 2012, 12:56:16 AM

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Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:03:03 AM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 25, 2012, 12:02:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 24, 2012, 11:56:55 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 24, 2012, 11:18:33 PM
I may be mistaken, but I don't think I have never seen anyone decipher that.

I am impressed.

This new person does not fit into the Holocaustian/BGC axis vs Hippie/Mad Doktor axis of Discordianism.

We need something new to call him.  He cannot be allowed to run loose without a label.  I mean, he could, but it would be wrong.

I shall have to brood over this for a while.
What the crap? I KNEW YOU BASTARDS HAD SOME SUPER SECRET LABELING SYSTEM!!!!! :argh!:

HUSH!  I'M BROODING!

I WILL NOT BE SILIENCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 25, 2012, 12:04:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:03:03 AM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 25, 2012, 12:02:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 24, 2012, 11:56:55 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 24, 2012, 11:18:33 PM
I may be mistaken, but I don't think I have never seen anyone decipher that.

I am impressed.

This new person does not fit into the Holocaustian/BGC axis vs Hippie/Mad Doktor axis of Discordianism.

We need something new to call him.  He cannot be allowed to run loose without a label.  I mean, he could, but it would be wrong.

I shall have to brood over this for a while.
What the crap? I KNEW YOU BASTARDS HAD SOME SUPER SECRET LABELING SYSTEM!!!!! :argh!:

HUSH!  I'M BROODING!

I WILL NOT BE SILIENCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BROODING!

Overserve my Conan-esque scowl of angst and concentration!  You will SIT DOWN and you will SHUT UP or I will tell everyone the fucking truth about you, Welshman!
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.


"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:19:44 AM
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:21:36 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:19:44 AM
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:22:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:21:36 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:19:44 AM
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:18:40 AM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 25, 2012, 12:04:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:03:03 AM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 25, 2012, 12:02:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 24, 2012, 11:56:55 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 24, 2012, 11:18:33 PM
I may be mistaken, but I don't think I have never seen anyone decipher that.

I am impressed.

This new person does not fit into the Holocaustian/BGC axis vs Hippie/Mad Doktor axis of Discordianism.

We need something new to call him.  He cannot be allowed to run loose without a label.  I mean, he could, but it would be wrong.

I shall have to brood over this for a while.
What the crap? I KNEW YOU BASTARDS HAD SOME SUPER SECRET LABELING SYSTEM!!!!! :argh!:

HUSH!  I'M BROODING!

I WILL NOT BE SILIENCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BROODING!

Overserve my Conan-esque scowl of angst and concentration!  You will SIT DOWN and you will SHUT UP or I will tell everyone the fucking truth about you, Welshman!

STOP SPREADING YOUR LIES AND FILTH!!!!!!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!!

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:24:19 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:22:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:21:36 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:19:44 AM
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?

Only when I eat cabbage.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 25, 2012, 12:26:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:18:40 AM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 25, 2012, 12:04:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:03:03 AM
Quote from: The 3 wolf moon is a harsh SHUTUP on May 25, 2012, 12:02:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 24, 2012, 11:56:55 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on May 24, 2012, 11:18:33 PM
I may be mistaken, but I don't think I have never seen anyone decipher that.

I am impressed.

This new person does not fit into the Holocaustian/BGC axis vs Hippie/Mad Doktor axis of Discordianism.

We need something new to call him.  He cannot be allowed to run loose without a label.  I mean, he could, but it would be wrong.

I shall have to brood over this for a while.
What the crap? I KNEW YOU BASTARDS HAD SOME SUPER SECRET LABELING SYSTEM!!!!! :argh!:

HUSH!  I'M BROODING!

I WILL NOT BE SILIENCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BROODING!

Overserve my Conan-esque scowl of angst and concentration!  You will SIT DOWN and you will SHUT UP or I will tell everyone the fucking truth about you, Welshman!

STOP SPREADING YOUR LIES AND FILTH!!!!!!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!!!

Sorry, we have already proven, on account of RWHN, that you only have rights if you don't inconvenience the state.  You were BORN inconvenient, so shut that flapping gob of yours before we ship you off to fucking Cuba, you bog-hopping terrorist beard smoocher.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:26:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:24:19 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:22:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:21:36 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:19:44 AM
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?

Only when I eat cabbage.

Yep.  It's a dud.

We'll have to SCIENCE all over you until we get it right.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:30:15 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:26:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:24:19 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:22:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:21:36 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:19:44 AM
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?

Only when I eat cabbage.

Yep.  It's a dud.

We'll have to SCIENCE all over you until we get it right.

Ok, but try to keep the SCIENCE goo in my beard to a minimum. It's a bitch to get out.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:31:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:30:15 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:26:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:24:19 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:22:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:21:36 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:19:44 AM
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?

Only when I eat cabbage.

Yep.  It's a dud.

We'll have to SCIENCE all over you until we get it right.

Ok, but try to keep the SCIENCE goo in my beard to a minimum. It's a bitch to get out.

We have a pill for that.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:38:00 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:31:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:30:15 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:26:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:24:19 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:22:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 25, 2012, 12:21:36 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on May 25, 2012, 12:19:44 AM
There you people go off again, labeling me. I don't like it one bit at all.

You have no Holy Name™.  What choice do I have?  Also, Belgian.

Yes I have. Nordic Armada of Sexhurt™. TGRR gave it to me before he joined the choir invisible.

Well, Faust took away our personal text display, so it's not my fault that I can't keep track.  And knowing TGRR, he probably gave you a dud on purpose.  As a joke.

Can you levitate?

Only when I eat cabbage.

Yep.  It's a dud.

We'll have to SCIENCE all over you until we get it right.

Ok, but try to keep the SCIENCE goo in my beard to a minimum. It's a bitch to get out.

We have a pill for that.

Ohh. I do like pills.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Doktor Howl

Fuck.  Now I have to start brooding all over again.  :crankey:
Molon Lube