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Started by Rev. Judas IMOK, May 22, 2012, 12:56:16 AM

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Lenin McCarthy

Many thanks for doing this Judas, this is a great collection! I'm looking into translating some Disco stuff into Norwegian.

I just added a new circle to my G+ account, Inferno: Sixth Circle (Heresy). 4 yuo only! :lol:

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Rev. Judas IMOK

Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on May 26, 2012, 01:05:05 PM
Many thanks for doing this Judas, this is a great collection! I'm looking into translating some Disco stuff into Norwegian.

I just added a new circle to my G+ account, Inferno: Sixth Circle (Heresy). 4 yuo only! :lol:

If you get any of that translated, feel free to send it my way and I will provide a link to it.  :fnord:
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Faust

This is an excellent repository IMOK, much more comprehensive than my own, would it be ok if I mirror it?
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Rev. Judas IMOK

Quote from: Faust on May 26, 2012, 08:27:42 PM
This is an excellent repository IMOK, much more comprehensive than my own, would it be ok if I mirror it?

Please do! My intention is to make sure this gets out there. Mirror it, save everything and add it to yours, I really am not concerned. All I ask is that people keeping adding to it if possible. :)
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Rev. Judas IMOK

#95
I know not everyone here is a RAW fan, but I feel it necessary to include some of his material here. I have been informed it is ok to link this here as RAW was ok with free distribution of his stuff. So for all who want and/or need some of this material I am now providing:

Cosmic Trigger (3.9 MB)
Illuminatus! Trilogy (2.4 MB)
Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy (1.5 MB)
Masks of the Illuminati (1.6 MB)
Prometheus Rising (4.0 MB)
Quantum Psychology (8.0 MB)
Coincidance (3.1 MB)
The Illuminati Papers (1.4 MB)
Wilhelm Reich in Hell (3.3 MB)

Currently the above files are only on the initial post and at my backup but not on my website yet. That will be remedied later today... or I may just leave this as a PD forum thing only. Not sure yet.
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Cain

I think it's a good move.  Perhaps as their own sub-section, at the bottom of the list or something.

I didnt always agree with RAW, and I still think he likely deserves a place on the list.

Rev. Judas IMOK

Quote from: Cain on May 27, 2012, 04:36:35 PM
I think it's a good move.  Perhaps as their own sub-section, at the bottom of the list or something.

I didnt always agree with RAW, and I still think he likely deserves a place on the list.

Yep, I completely agree. And you read my mind. I am giving him his own section at the bottom. Any new files I add will go just above it keeping his separate. Admittedly I actually like his stuff, but being aware that some don't, I will keep it separate.

Also I know that some people first come to Discordianism by way of RAW and I would think people would like to see his stuff here.
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Rev. Judas IMOK

Doing more digging through the forums I came across two more files for addition to my list.

The first is not really Discordian so much as it is a "WTF did I just see?!" kind of book.
The second should make some people here laugh... maybe.

Codex Seraphinianus (56.1 MB)
HIMEOBS Training Manual (229 KB)

Enjoy! As usual you know where to find them.  :fnord:
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tyrannosaurus vex

Holy shit, it took Judaism and Christianity thousands of years to come up with half this much shit, and it isn't even 20% as exciting!
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Cain

To be fair, Christianity and Judaism never had HIMEOBS.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Cain on May 28, 2012, 04:39:59 AM
To be fair, Christianity and Judaism never had HIMEOBS.

NEITHER DO WE.*
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Rev. Judas IMOK

Thank you much! I am glad you like it.  :fnord:
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 28, 2012, 07:21:42 PM
Thank you much! I am glad you like it.  :fnord:

Well, I HATED it.  And I hate you.

All of you.
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