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Started by Rev. Judas IMOK, May 22, 2012, 12:56:16 AM

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Rev. Judas IMOK

In honor of St. Oreo... Patron Saint of Fellatio, Ovulating Penguins, and Anti-Tea Drinking Chinese

MMMu

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 30, 2012, 03:00:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 01:39:04 AM
Quote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 28, 2012, 07:21:42 PM
Thank you much! I am glad you like it.  :fnord:

Well, I HATED it.  And I hate you.

All of you.

Pleasure to meet ya.  :fnord:

You know, that's what they ALL say, until they get a good look around.  Then they just curse a lot and throw shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rev. Judas IMOK

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 03:24:47 AM
Quote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 30, 2012, 03:00:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 01:39:04 AM
Quote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 28, 2012, 07:21:42 PM
Thank you much! I am glad you like it.  :fnord:

Well, I HATED it.  And I hate you.

All of you.

Pleasure to meet ya.  :fnord:

You know, that's what they ALL say, until they get a good look around.  Then they just curse a lot and throw shit.

No worries. I am pretty tame. Besides why curse and throw shit? I could think of plenty of better things to do. So while here I will make the best of my time. Besides, from what I have seen, cursing and throwing really has accomplished nothing much.
In honor of St. Oreo... Patron Saint of Fellatio, Ovulating Penguins, and Anti-Tea Drinking Chinese

MMMu

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 30, 2012, 04:39:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 03:24:47 AM
Quote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 30, 2012, 03:00:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 01:39:04 AM
Quote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 28, 2012, 07:21:42 PM
Thank you much! I am glad you like it.  :fnord:

Well, I HATED it.  And I hate you.

All of you.

Pleasure to meet ya.  :fnord:

You know, that's what they ALL say, until they get a good look around.  Then they just curse a lot and throw shit.

No worries. I am pretty tame. Besides why curse and throw shit? I could think of plenty of better things to do. So while here I will make the best of my time. Besides, from what I have seen, cursing and throwing really has accomplished nothing much.

WHAT

        Has Discordianism come to?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Placid Dingo

Quote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 30, 2012, 04:39:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 03:24:47 AM
Quote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 30, 2012, 03:00:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2012, 01:39:04 AM
Quote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 28, 2012, 07:21:42 PM
Thank you much! I am glad you like it.  :fnord:

Well, I HATED it.  And I hate you.

All of you.

Pleasure to meet ya.  :fnord:

You know, that's what they ALL say, until they get a good look around.  Then they just curse a lot and throw shit.

No worries. I am pretty tame. Besides why curse and throw shit? I could think of plenty of better things to do. So while here I will make the best of my time. Besides, from what I have seen, cursing and throwing really has accomplished nothing much.

I rate this.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Rev. Judas IMOK

#110
Some more pamphlets and similar things I have just made available thanks to Cramulus.

Pirate Pass-Off Game (74 KB)
PosterGASM Volume Calvinball (12.2 MB)


:fnord:
In honor of St. Oreo... Patron Saint of Fellatio, Ovulating Penguins, and Anti-Tea Drinking Chinese

MMMu

Kai

Quote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 31, 2012, 08:38:24 AM
Some more pamphlets and similar things I have just made available thanks to Cramulus.

Pirate Pass-Off Game (74 KB)
PosterGASM Volume Calvinball (12.2 MB)
Zen Without Zen Masters (49.6 MB)

:fnord:

Are you familiar with 23 apples of Eris? It seems to me Cramulus deciphered at least part of the Discordian document numbering system at some point, here: http://23ae.com/2011/11/annotated-principia-discordia-page-7/

I only say because you mentioned it elsewhere in this thread.
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Rev. Judas IMOK

Quote from: ZL 'Kai' Burington, M.S. on May 31, 2012, 11:08:25 PM
Quote from: Rev. Judas IMOK on May 31, 2012, 08:38:24 AM
Some more pamphlets and similar things I have just made available thanks to Cramulus.

Pirate Pass-Off Game (74 KB)
PosterGASM Volume Calvinball (12.2 MB)
Zen Without Zen Masters (49.6 MB)

:fnord:

Are you familiar with 23 apples of Eris? It seems to me Cramulus deciphered at least part of the Discordian document numbering system at some point, here: http://23ae.com/2011/11/annotated-principia-discordia-page-7/

I only say because you mentioned it elsewhere in this thread.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I was not aware of it and I greatly appreciate it. I will look through this more.  :)
In honor of St. Oreo... Patron Saint of Fellatio, Ovulating Penguins, and Anti-Tea Drinking Chinese

MMMu

Faust

It's taken me a while to get to this but I've got the repository on the .com domain online.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/readinglist.php

One) I need to credit you on the page Judas
Two) I Need to fix the layout a little bit
Three) Blurb at the top of the page to describe what people are looking at.
Four) ????
Sleepless nights at the chateau

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Faust on June 26, 2012, 09:43:44 PM
It's taken me a while to get to this but I've got the repository on the .com domain online.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/readinglist.php

One) I need to credit you on the page Judas
Two) I Need to fix the layout a little bit
Three) Blurb at the top of the page to describe what people are looking at.
Four) ????

Remind me again why we haven't compiled all this shit into some awful pop-culture-friendly format with a bow on top and sold it in book form for the betterment of children throughout the world?
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

LMNO

Because everyone freaks the fuck out when money and kopyleft cross paths.

tyrannosaurus vex

Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Faust

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 26, 2012, 10:19:17 PM
Because everyone freaks the fuck out when money and kopyleft cross paths.

Exactly. It's been a head wrecking source of drama in the past. Which is unfortunate because it would be cool to get the message out into the wild blue yonder.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Faust on June 26, 2012, 10:21:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 26, 2012, 10:19:17 PM
Because everyone freaks the fuck out when money and kopyleft cross paths.

Exactly. It's been a head wrecking source of drama in the past. Which is unfortunate because it would be cool to get the message out into the wild blue yonder.

Well, on the plus side, humans aren't worth saving with this kind of wisdom anyway.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 26, 2012, 10:19:17 PM
Because everyone freaks the fuck out when money and kopyleft cross paths.

Money's never been my problem with kopyleft.  Can't speak for anyone else, of course.

My problem with kopyleft is the attribution bit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.