Idea part three! (just to make it difficult)

[Don Coyote]

Get carried on stage in a coffin by cross dressers.

At the end of your show, beat the shit out of a toaster or other appliance with a hammer for a few minutes straight. Really get into it. Then stand up and shout at the audience "SAVE THE WHALES"

Beat on to a hammer with a toaster instead.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Get carried on stage in a coffin by cross dressers.

At the end of your show, beat the shit out of a toaster or other appliance with a hammer for a few minutes straight. Really get into it. Then stand up and shout at the audience "SAVE THE WHALES"

Beat on to a hammer with a toaster instead.

You should definitely do the coffin/strippers thing. While they're there they may as well dance to your performance.

[LMNO]

Dress as Lady Gaga (note: this could, in theory, involve combining fake blood, lingerie and glitter in one neat package).

Hire Indonesian looking fellas to try and pull you off stage.

TOPICAL REFERENCE!

[EK WAFFLR]

Dress as Lady Gaga (note: this could, in theory, involve combining fake blood, lingerie and glitter in one neat package).

Hire Indonesian looking fellas to try and pull you off stage.

I LIKE IT

Get carried on stage in a coffin by cross dressers.

At the end of your show, beat the shit out of a toaster or other appliance with a hammer for a few minutes straight. Really get into it. Then stand up and shout at the audience "SAVE THE WHALES"

I LIKE IT.

Beat on to a hammer with a toaster instead.

I LIKE IT!

If I can afford cross-dressing strippers (or if there are some at the festival) I might just do it.