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Re: Any of you spags ever raised an orphaned wild mouse before?
« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2012, 01:58:47 am »
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Re: Any of you spags ever raised an orphaned wild mouse before?
« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2012, 03:32:40 am »
I swear, I didn't do it just so I could talk about it with the hotties at the bar.

That was just a wonderful bonus.
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Re: Any of you spags ever raised an orphaned wild mouse before?
« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2012, 03:54:20 am »
I swear, I didn't do it just so I could talk about it with the hotties at the bar.

That was just a wonderful bonus.

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Re: Any of you spags ever raised an orphaned wild mouse before?
« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2012, 12:07:21 pm »
Aww, you named him Mortimer? :3
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Re: Any of you spags ever raised an orphaned wild mouse before?
« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2012, 01:48:25 pm »
I swear, I didn't do it just so I could talk about it with the hotties at the bar.

That was just a wonderful bonus.

If that was the sole motivation, my pance would have remained dry.
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Re: Any of you spags ever raised an orphaned wild mouse before?
« Reply #35 on: June 03, 2012, 12:50:41 pm »
I swear, I didn't do it just so I could talk about it with the hotties at the bar.

That was just a wonderful bonus.

If that was the sole motivation, my pance would have remained dry.

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Re: Any of you spags ever raised an orphaned wild mouse before?
« Reply #36 on: June 04, 2012, 12:20:12 am »
I think if you were so desperate for play that you literally saved and nursed a wild orphaned baby woodmouse JUST to have something to try to impress women with, you'd probably be wasting your time because you're clearly a hopeless turdpicker anyway. :lulz:
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Re: Any of you spags ever raised an orphaned wild mouse before?
« Reply #37 on: June 04, 2012, 12:34:32 am »
I think if you were so desperate for play that you literally saved and nursed a wild orphaned baby woodmouse JUST to have something to try to impress women with, you'd probably be wasting your time because you're clearly a hopeless turdpicker anyway. :lulz:

So much this.

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Re: Any of you spags ever raised an orphaned wild mouse before?
« Reply #38 on: June 04, 2012, 01:00:41 am »
you mean guys like this actually exist?

Wait, I'm not actually surprised.
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Re: Any of you spags ever raised an orphaned wild mouse before?
« Reply #39 on: June 04, 2012, 12:26:33 pm »
Well then, there go my plans for today out of the window ... :-/
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Re: Any of you spags ever raised an orphaned wild mouse before?
« Reply #40 on: August 01, 2018, 08:07:36 pm »
I was doing some side work on my day off (from the bartending job I took for a month until we go back out to sea) cleaning out a storage unit and I disturbed a nest. Momma ran off with babies still hanging off her nipples. I found one baby still in the box the nest was in, alive and unharmed. It's got fur, eyes are still mostly closed but starting to blink open a little. I think they'll be open by tonight or tomorrow morning. So it's not a newborn, but it still needs a couple weeks of care before it's ready to be let go in the woods. I've done the appropriate internet research, but despite how many pet rodents I've had I've never had to nurse a baby myself. Anybody ever done this with a mouse or rat before and have any advice (besides the obvious jokes involving my nipples)?

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Re: Any of you spags ever raised an orphaned wild mouse before?
« Reply #41 on: August 02, 2018, 07:05:28 am »
This one time, I adopted a shrew to raise my mouse?
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