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Dutch artist turns dead cat into helicopter

Started by Lenin McCarthy, June 04, 2012, 02:54:16 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
June 04, 2012, 03:21:08 PM
Oh. Dear.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
June 04, 2012, 03:21:30 PM
Touching, or horrifying? I can't decide!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#3
June 04, 2012, 04:32:48 PM
Yet another reason the Dutch will rule the world. They don't let grief slow them down!

Luna

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June 04, 2012, 04:36:46 PM
I think I sprained my brain.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#5
June 04, 2012, 06:02:24 PM
NEEDS POPTARTS
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The Good Reverend Roger

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June 04, 2012, 06:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 04, 2012, 04:32:48 PM
Yet another reason the Dutch will rule the world. They don't let grief slow them down!

Yeah.  But after electric eel porn, everything else is just showing off.
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Freeky

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June 04, 2012, 06:11:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 06:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 04, 2012, 04:32:48 PM
Yet another reason the Dutch will rule the world. They don't let grief slow them down!

Yeah.  But after electric eel porn, everything else is just showing off.

Very true.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#8
June 04, 2012, 06:14:33 PM
How much voltage is in an eel?  :horrormirth:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#9
June 04, 2012, 06:16:17 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 04, 2012, 06:14:33 PM
How much voltage is in an eel?  :horrormirth:

Enough to get a Dutchman off.  You'd think they'd be stunned by it, but they have nerves of tungsten, and this is in fact why they will rule the world.  And why not?  A city has ruled the world before, so why not one in Belgium?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#10
June 04, 2012, 06:22:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 06:16:17 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 04, 2012, 06:14:33 PM
How much voltage is in an eel?  :horrormirth:

Enough to get a Dutchman off.  You'd think they'd be stunned by it, but they have nerves of tungsten, and this is in fact why they will rule the world.  And why not?  A city has ruled the world before, so why not one in Belgium?

I heard Bilderberg was based over there anyway.  :x

It's a guy and an eel? *tries to figure out who penetrates who*  :horrormirth:
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The Good Reverend Roger

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June 04, 2012, 06:33:41 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 04, 2012, 06:22:03 PM
It's a guy and an eel?

They're not picky.  And the eel is more of a suppository.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#12
June 04, 2012, 06:40:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 06:33:41 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 04, 2012, 06:22:03 PM
It's a guy and an eel?

They're not picky.  And the eel is more of a suppository.

I see.

This tells me that yes, they will achieve TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION.

Twas ever thus.  :lol:
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Triple Zero

#13
June 04, 2012, 08:20:12 PM
SPEAKING AS A DUTCH,

This is the sort of shit the future should be all about: Nonsense!
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The Good Reverend Roger

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June 04, 2012, 08:22:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 04, 2012, 08:20:12 PM
SPEAKING AS A DUTCH,

This is the sort of shit the future should be all about: Nonsense!

And dildo helicopters.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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