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Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 04, 2012, 07:59:02 PM

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Elder Iptuous

#15
June 04, 2012, 08:49:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 08:46:41 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on June 04, 2012, 08:45:47 PM
I am, quite obviously, suffering from a holiness deficiency...

"Erotic Quisenart Attachment of the Last Days™"

I feel the bowel melting warmth already.
Thanks, Rev.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
June 04, 2012, 08:51:12 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 04, 2012, 08:48:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 08:47:32 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 04, 2012, 08:45:28 PM
I like it. Just curious what might come up as a replacement.  :lulz:

It's a quantum thing.  You can't have your old name and observe your new one at the same time.

OK. Hit me with the Holies!

"Naked & Loathsomely Greased Elvis Impersonator Inspector #23™"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#17
June 04, 2012, 08:54:04 PM Last Edit: June 04, 2012, 08:56:12 PM by Anna Mae Bollocks
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
"Naked & Loathsomely Greased Elvis Impersonator Inspector #23™"

Thank you, Reverend. There is much power in that one.  :fap:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

#18
June 04, 2012, 08:56:00 PM
Je voudrais de sacre, s'il vous plait.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
June 04, 2012, 08:57:30 PM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 04, 2012, 08:56:00 PM
Je voudrais de sacre, s'il vous plait.

"Exploding Sin Spore of the Horrible Bar Bathroom™"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#20
June 04, 2012, 08:59:02 PM
Sounds like my thirtieth birthday. Excellent.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#21
June 04, 2012, 08:59:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 08:08:02 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 04, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
I feel the Holy™ in my pance.

"Illegal Sailor on the Sea of Yesterday's Fluids™"

That's more or less exactly my weekend. Perfect.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Epimetheus

#22
June 04, 2012, 09:05:16 PM
I love Turgid Horrormonkey of Delight with the passion of a hundred suns, but it sadly never bestowed any Holy. That said, my Holy has been on a definite waxing cycle as of late, and the name may simply need a re-baptism. Or a sacred Quest to reinstate its power.
BUT it's your call - you're the Rev.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Epimetheus

#23
June 04, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
One more thing - I'm going to Davis in the fall. You know, that school with the cop who pepper sprayed the sitting kids. Getting quest ideas? PM me if necessary.  :evil:
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
June 04, 2012, 09:10:14 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 04, 2012, 09:05:16 PM
I love Turgid Horrormonkey of Delight with the passion of a hundred suns, but it sadly never bestowed any Holy. That said, my Holy has been on a definite waxing cycle as of late, and the name may simply need a re-baptism. Or a sacred Quest to reinstate its power.
BUT it's your call - you're the Rev.

"Post-Singularity Pocket Orgasm Toad of RIGHTEOUSNESS™"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
June 04, 2012, 09:11:15 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 04, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
One more thing - I'm going to Davis in the fall. You know, that school with the cop who pepper sprayed the sitting kids. Getting quest ideas? PM me if necessary.  :evil:

Make a memorial on the spot.

"A dozen filthy hippies were maced on this spot in the defense of motherhood, apple pie, and AMERICA™."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Epimetheus

#26
June 04, 2012, 09:18:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 09:10:14 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 04, 2012, 09:05:16 PM
I love Turgid Horrormonkey of Delight with the passion of a hundred suns, but it sadly never bestowed any Holy. That said, my Holy has been on a definite waxing cycle as of late, and the name may simply need a re-baptism. Or a sacred Quest to reinstate its power.
BUT it's your call - you're the Rev.

"Post-Singularity Pocket Orgasm Toad of RIGHTEOUSNESS™"

Shits on the chest of the old one. Fucking beautiful. JHVH-1 bless.
Ohoho, and look - the acronym is Pisspot (PSPOT) of Righteousness.  :lulz:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 04, 2012, 09:11:15 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 04, 2012, 09:09:37 PM
One more thing - I'm going to Davis in the fall. You know, that school with the cop who pepper sprayed the sitting kids. Getting quest ideas? PM me if necessary.  :evil:

Make a memorial on the spot.

"A dozen filthy hippies were maced on this spot in the defense of motherhood, apple pie, and AMERICA™."

It shall be done in the fullness of time.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Pope Pixie Pickle

#27
June 04, 2012, 09:30:59 PM
I am feeling less holy than I used to-

HALP ME REV!

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
June 04, 2012, 09:33:07 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 04, 2012, 09:30:59 PM
I am feeling less holy than I used to-

HALP ME REV!

"Pre-Cataclysmic Orgasm Ruffian™"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#29
June 04, 2012, 09:56:25 PM
These names.  :lol:  I love these threads.
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