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I just don't understand any kind of absolute egalitarianism philosophy. Whether it's branded as anarcho-capitalism or straight anarchism or sockfucking libertarianism, it always misses the same point.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 04, 2012, 07:59:02 PM

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Epimetheus

Well, most people's sane (along with bad crazy) is what I would call "crazy"; Likewise, good crazy is what I would call sane.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Epimetheus on June 05, 2012, 03:46:04 AM
Well, most people's sane (along with bad crazy) is what I would call "crazy"; Likewise, good crazy is what I would call sane.

Well, sure, according to the dictionary definition.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 05, 2012, 03:45:44 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 05, 2012, 03:42:44 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 05, 2012, 03:38:17 AM
The thing I've been getting from this forum in the way of advice on how to attract guys that aren't pre-neckbeard or as "a friend" is for me to go crazy.

I'm sure that doesn't look right...

I'm trying to think here, but it's actually a pretty thick line. There's good crazy and bad crazy. Villager's not bad crazy.

Actually, she's a total sweetheart. She does frighten me sometimes though. :lulz:

I've seen her smile.  You can't fool me.

I will admit, when she smiles she looks like she's up to no good.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 05, 2012, 03:50:59 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 05, 2012, 03:45:44 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 05, 2012, 03:42:44 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 05, 2012, 03:38:17 AM
The thing I've been getting from this forum in the way of advice on how to attract guys that aren't pre-neckbeard or as "a friend" is for me to go crazy.

I'm sure that doesn't look right...

I'm trying to think here, but it's actually a pretty thick line. There's good crazy and bad crazy. Villager's not bad crazy.

Actually, she's a total sweetheart. She does frighten me sometimes though. :lulz:

I've seen her smile.  You can't fool me.

I will admit, when she smiles she looks like she's up to no good.

When she smiles, I feel like a very small bug on a plate.

She seems very nice, from my limited experience talking to her in IRC and here.

But I have The Fear.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 05, 2012, 03:38:17 AM
The thing I've been getting from this forum in the way of advice on how to attract guys that aren't pre-neckbeard or as "a friend" is for me to go crazy.

I'm sure that doesn't look right...

"Psycho" does seem to be up there with "nice tits".  :lol:
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 05, 2012, 03:52:04 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 05, 2012, 03:50:59 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 05, 2012, 03:45:44 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 05, 2012, 03:42:44 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 05, 2012, 03:38:17 AM
The thing I've been getting from this forum in the way of advice on how to attract guys that aren't pre-neckbeard or as "a friend" is for me to go crazy.

I'm sure that doesn't look right...

I'm trying to think here, but it's actually a pretty thick line. There's good crazy and bad crazy. Villager's not bad crazy.

Actually, she's a total sweetheart. She does frighten me sometimes though. :lulz:

I've seen her smile.  You can't fool me.

I will admit, when she smiles she looks like she's up to no good.

When she smiles, I feel like a very small bug on a plate.

She seems very nice, from my limited experience talking to her in IRC and here.

But I have The Fear.

She is quite the delightful person. Just don't get her wrath up. I've annoyed her. I prefer to leave it at that. I don't want my nuts to shrivel from eye lasers.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 05, 2012, 03:52:56 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 05, 2012, 03:38:17 AM
The thing I've been getting from this forum in the way of advice on how to attract guys that aren't pre-neckbeard or as "a friend" is for me to go crazy.

I'm sure that doesn't look right...

"Psycho" does seem to be up there with "nice tits".  :lol:

Ah, ok. I understand the discrepancy now. The crazy wicked hot girl syndrome.

There's a difference between a crazy smile with an ember or two behind the eyes and crazy eyes with crazy eyes and a crazy smile with crazy canines and more crazy eye oh god how does she have so many eyes?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Deepthroat Chopra

Holy me up, please.

And I hate joggers. For real.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on June 05, 2012, 04:18:08 AM
Holy me up, please.

And I hate joggers. For real.

"Chainsaw-Wielding Fistula DetectorTM"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 05, 2012, 03:56:52 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 05, 2012, 03:52:56 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 05, 2012, 03:38:17 AM
The thing I've been getting from this forum in the way of advice on how to attract guys that aren't pre-neckbeard or as "a friend" is for me to go crazy.

I'm sure that doesn't look right...

"Psycho" does seem to be up there with "nice tits".  :lol:

Ah, ok. I understand the discrepancy now. The crazy wicked hot girl syndrome.

There's a difference between a crazy smile with an ember or two behind the eyes and crazy eyes with crazy eyes and a crazy smile with crazy canines and more crazy eye oh god how does she have so many eyes?

So, here's the general progression for Desirability of Women (the reader is not necessarily excluded, because it changes so fucking much):

Hot
Srsly bro, how hot is she?
A little crazy.  "Good crazy." (WTF IS THIS.  HOORSESHIT.  PISS STAINED JUGS.  FUCK YOU.)
Not that much crazy.
A little more.
TOO MUCH!
NOT ENOUGH!
big tits
Nah, dude, I'm cool with smaller tits.
Not that small.
NOT THAT BIG.
Not that small!
I don't care what she looks like, as long as she's cool and smart.
Yeah, she's cool and smart, but she's not my type (READ: She's too fugly/fat/skinny/fat/skinny/nose is weird/FUCK YOU IN THE ASS, bro).


Women have the track record for this, but you guys (okay, not PD guys) make us look like shallow trophy hunters OH WAIT.

/peeve about media portrayal and subtext and shit.

Deepthroat Chopra

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 05, 2012, 04:24:18 AM
Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on June 05, 2012, 04:18:08 AM
Holy me up, please.

And I hate joggers. For real.

"Chainsaw-Wielding Fistula DetectorTM"

I only pray that I keep my Wielding and Detection jobs seperate. For all your sakes!!!!
Chainsaw-Wielding Fistula Detector

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 05, 2012, 03:56:52 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 05, 2012, 03:52:56 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 05, 2012, 03:38:17 AM
The thing I've been getting from this forum in the way of advice on how to attract guys that aren't pre-neckbeard or as "a friend" is for me to go crazy.

I'm sure that doesn't look right...

"Psycho" does seem to be up there with "nice tits".  :lol:

Ah, ok. I understand the discrepancy now. The crazy wicked hot girl syndrome.

There's a difference between a crazy smile with an ember or two behind the eyes and crazy eyes with crazy eyes and a crazy smile with crazy canines and more crazy eye oh god how does she have so many eyes?

See, that's when I get all dizzy and confused.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on June 05, 2012, 04:28:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 05, 2012, 04:24:18 AM
Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on June 05, 2012, 04:18:08 AM
Holy me up, please.

And I hate joggers. For real.

"Chainsaw-Wielding Fistula DetectorTM"

I only pray that I keep my Wielding and Detection jobs seperate. For all your sakes!!!!

Well, that's not exactly the idea, here...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 05, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 05, 2012, 03:56:52 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 05, 2012, 03:52:56 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 05, 2012, 03:38:17 AM
The thing I've been getting from this forum in the way of advice on how to attract guys that aren't pre-neckbeard or as "a friend" is for me to go crazy.

I'm sure that doesn't look right...

"Psycho" does seem to be up there with "nice tits".  :lol:

Ah, ok. I understand the discrepancy now. The crazy wicked hot girl syndrome.

There's a difference between a crazy smile with an ember or two behind the eyes and crazy eyes with crazy eyes and a crazy smile with crazy canines and more crazy eye oh god how does she have so many eyes?

So, here's the general progression for Desirability of Women (the reader is not necessarily excluded, because it changes so fucking much):

Hot
Srsly bro, how hot is she?
A little crazy.  "Good crazy." (WTF IS THIS.  HOORSESHIT.  PISS STAINED JUGS.  FUCK YOU.)
Not that much crazy.
A little more.
TOO MUCH!
NOT ENOUGH!
big tits
Nah, dude, I'm cool with smaller tits.
Not that small.
NOT THAT BIG.
Not that small!
I don't care what she looks like, as long as she's cool and smart.
Yeah, she's cool and smart, but she's not my type (READ: She's too fugly/fat/skinny/fat/skinny/nose is weird/FUCK YOU IN THE ASS, bro).


Women have the track record for this, but you guys (okay, not PD guys) make us look like shallow trophy hunters OH WAIT.

/peeve about media portrayal and subtext and shit.

It depends on the guy. My criteria are:

Does she make me happy or miserable?
Can I get it up (depends largely on happy factor)?
Do I have at least a few things in common with her?
Is she ok with me being overly talkative and fairly silent?
Can she usually understand what I'm on about even if she disagrees?

There are certain physical cues that I dig, of course, but the checklist above is my main barometer.

Villager makes me happy rather than miserable.
I've been with her for 2+ years, so...
She's a musician (hey, even same band) and a history major, and has a similar sense of humor, pun prone though she is. I also got her into Trek, so she's diggin' the sci-fi now as opposed to just the horror movies she was raised on. We always have something to talk about.
She likes it when I talk, but likewise is cool if I just sit there.
She does know what my point of view is, even if she disagrees with it.

Physical cues: curly brunette hair, near-sighted, not anorexic, mischievous smile, blue eyes (it should be noted that my physical cues vary wildly, but generally come in predictable combinations).
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky

Mostly this spaggotry is stemming from an apparent lack of decent males in the Tucson area, and me being angry about it. 

My list of requirements:
Morals
Brain
Dick
Time

Shapes and colors vary wildly, but obesity is generally a turn off.  Smaller details can be applied as they come up.