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Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 04, 2012, 07:59:02 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

The fact that I could even think up a "motorized debriding glove" causes me mild worry.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 05, 2012, 11:27:52 PM
The fact that I could even think up a "motorized debriding glove" causes me mild worry.

Nooo kidding.  :lulz:

It very much makes me want to make handjob jokes, but then I cringe.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 05, 2012, 11:31:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 05, 2012, 11:27:52 PM
The fact that I could even think up a "motorized debriding glove" causes me mild worry.

Nooo kidding.  :lulz:

It very much makes me want to make handjob jokes, but then I cringe.

OLD-TIMEY FC FACT:  You can die from too many forced-hand jobs.

Now we know why.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 05, 2012, 06:12:57 PM
Quote from: v3x on June 05, 2012, 03:22:09 PM
I demand to be knighted in this way.

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Pæs


Cuddlefish

Two with everything, please.

Oh, and I have a punch card for a free nacho hat. Can I redeem that here?
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Murmur

I believe I,too, am needing Holiness.
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MMMu

AnarChloe

Awww Lawd! Bring on the Holies 'til I'm oozing it from every pore!
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Placid Dingo

Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

P3nT4gR4m

Give me an holy name or give me sex with underage farm animals. Right now I'm not in a position to be too choosey :horrormirth:

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Not actually a meat product.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 05, 2012, 11:44:46 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 05, 2012, 11:31:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 05, 2012, 11:27:52 PM
The fact that I could even think up a "motorized debriding glove" causes me mild worry.

Nooo kidding.  :lulz:

It very much makes me want to make handjob jokes, but then I cringe.

OLD-TIMEY FC FACT:  You can die from too many forced-hand jobs.

Now we know why.

:horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 06, 2012, 03:04:27 AM
Two with everything, please.

Oh, and I have a punch card for a free nacho hat. Can I redeem that here?

"Rock N Roll Auto-Cannibalism Expert™"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.