Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0

[The Good Reverend Roger]

As long as they're for white picket fences.

Nope.  They are for big stinky tenement buildings.

And those people walking.  Which you and I - and all decent, quality people - are against.

[Freeky]

 

[EK WAFFLR]

As long as they're for white picket fences.

Nope.  They are for big stinky tenement buildings.

And those people walking.  Which you and I - and all decent, quality people - are against.

Ugh, walkers. Only thing worse are those god damn hippies on bicycles. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Je voudrais de sacre, s'il vous plait.

"Exploding Sin Spore of the Horrible Bar Bathroom™"

It's not showing up...

You have to put it in your sig because the personal text was turned off.

Because Faust and Triple Zero are against God, motherhood, and apple pie.

It's understandable. God's kind of a jerk. I'm also not overly fond of apple pie. Mothers are pretty cool though.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Je voudrais de sacre, s'il vous plait.

"Exploding Sin Spore of the Horrible Bar Bathroom™"

It's not showing up...

You have to put it in your sig because the personal text was turned off.

Because Faust and Triple Zero are against God, motherhood, and apple pie.

It's understandable. God's kind of a jerk. I'm also not overly fond of apple pie. Mothers are pretty cool though.

You, sir, are a filthy sinner, and you shall have your bits roasted for eternity.

[Freeky]

Je voudrais de sacre, s'il vous plait.

"Exploding Sin Spore of the Horrible Bar Bathroom™"

It's not showing up...

You have to put it in your sig because the personal text was turned off.

Because Faust and Triple Zero are against God, motherhood, and apple pie.

It's understandable. God's kind of a jerk. I'm also not overly fond of apple pie. Mothers are pretty cool though.

You, sir, are a filthy sinner, and you shall have your bits roasted for eternity.

He doesn't need them anyway.

[EK WAFFLR]

I think Twid should get to keep his Twiddlestick.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Je voudrais de sacre, s'il vous plait.

"Exploding Sin Spore of the Horrible Bar Bathroom™"

It's not showing up...

You have to put it in your sig because the personal text was turned off.

Because Faust and Triple Zero are against God, motherhood, and apple pie.

It's understandable. God's kind of a jerk. I'm also not overly fond of apple pie. Mothers are pretty cool though.

You, sir, are a filthy sinner, and you shall have your bits roasted for eternity.

He doesn't need them anyway.

I think Villager would like me as intact as possible. Truth be told, I don't think the Devil wants to try her wrath.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Je voudrais de sacre, s'il vous plait.

"Exploding Sin Spore of the Horrible Bar Bathroom™"

It's not showing up...

You have to put it in your sig because the personal text was turned off.

Because Faust and Triple Zero are against God, motherhood, and apple pie.

It's understandable. God's kind of a jerk. I'm also not overly fond of apple pie. Mothers are pretty cool though.

You, sir, are a filthy sinner, and you shall have your bits roasted for eternity.

He doesn't need them anyway.

I think Villager would like me as intact as possible. Truth be told, I don't think the Devil wants to try her wrath.

I have seen pictures of Villager.  THAT IS NOT A HEALTHY SMILE.  If I was the devil, I'd be heading the other way with bugs in my teeth and a scream on my lips.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Je voudrais de sacre, s'il vous plait.

"Exploding Sin Spore of the Horrible Bar Bathroom™"

It's not showing up...

You have to put it in your sig because the personal text was turned off.

Because Faust and Triple Zero are against God, motherhood, and apple pie.

It's understandable. God's kind of a jerk. I'm also not overly fond of apple pie. Mothers are pretty cool though.

You, sir, are a filthy sinner, and you shall have your bits roasted for eternity.

He doesn't need them anyway.

I think Villager would like me as intact as possible. Truth be told, I don't think the Devil wants to try her wrath.

I have seen pictures of Villager.  THAT IS NOT A HEALTHY SMILE.  If I was the devil, I'd be heading the other way with bugs in my teeth and a scream on my lips.

I've been with her for about as long as I've been here. I've seen her angry.

Oh yes. I've seen her angry.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Je voudrais de sacre, s'il vous plait.

"Exploding Sin Spore of the Horrible Bar Bathroom™"

It's not showing up...

You have to put it in your sig because the personal text was turned off.

Because Faust and Triple Zero are against God, motherhood, and apple pie.

It's understandable. God's kind of a jerk. I'm also not overly fond of apple pie. Mothers are pretty cool though.

You, sir, are a filthy sinner, and you shall have your bits roasted for eternity.

He doesn't need them anyway.

I think Villager would like me as intact as possible. Truth be told, I don't think the Devil wants to try her wrath.

I have seen pictures of Villager.  THAT IS NOT A HEALTHY SMILE.  If I was the devil, I'd be heading the other way with bugs in my teeth and a scream on my lips.

I've been with her for about as long as I've been here. I've seen her angry.

Oh yes. I've seen her angry.

I haven't.  I've seen her smiling.

And my skin tried to run away without me.  That is one deranged looking smile.

I'm actually kind of jealous.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Je voudrais de sacre, s'il vous plait.

"Exploding Sin Spore of the Horrible Bar Bathroom™"

It's not showing up...

You have to put it in your sig because the personal text was turned off.

Because Faust and Triple Zero are against God, motherhood, and apple pie.

It's understandable. God's kind of a jerk. I'm also not overly fond of apple pie. Mothers are pretty cool though.

You, sir, are a filthy sinner, and you shall have your bits roasted for eternity.

He doesn't need them anyway.

I think Villager would like me as intact as possible. Truth be told, I don't think the Devil wants to try her wrath.

I have seen pictures of Villager.  THAT IS NOT A HEALTHY SMILE.  If I was the devil, I'd be heading the other way with bugs in my teeth and a scream on my lips.

I've been with her for about as long as I've been here. I've seen her angry.

Oh yes. I've seen her angry.

I haven't.  I've seen her smiling.

And my skin tried to run away without me.  That is one deranged looking smile.

I'm actually kind of jealous.

Woman can hold a grudge. When she does, you totally deserve it. She's delightfully evil in all the right ways, and I'm glad I'm not usually on her bad side.

[Freeky]

The thing I've been getting from this forum in the way of advice on how to attract guys that aren't pre-neckbeard or as "a friend" is for me to go crazy.

I'm sure that doesn't look right...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The thing I've been getting from this forum in the way of advice on how to attract guys that aren't pre-neckbeard or as "a friend" is for me to go crazy.

I'm sure that doesn't look right...

I'm trying to think here, but it's actually a pretty thick line. There's good crazy and bad crazy. Villager's not bad crazy.

Actually, she's a total sweetheart. She does frighten me sometimes though.

[Freeky]

The thing I've been getting from this forum in the way of advice on how to attract guys that aren't pre-neckbeard or as "a friend" is for me to go crazy.

I'm sure that doesn't look right...

I'm trying to think here, but it's actually a pretty thick line. There's good crazy and bad crazy. Villager's not bad crazy.

Actually, she's a total sweetheart. She does frighten me sometimes though.

I've seen her smile.  You can't fool me.