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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 04, 2012, 07:59:02 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#75
June 05, 2012, 05:54:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 05, 2012, 05:47:07 AM
Mostly this spaggotry is stemming from an apparent lack of decent males in the Tucson area, and me being angry about it. 

My list of requirements:
Morals
Brain
Dick
Time

Shapes and colors vary wildly, but obesity is generally a turn off.  Smaller details can be applied as they come up.

I forgot about brain. Lack thereof is so unattractive that I didn't even think of it.
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Epimetheus

#76
June 05, 2012, 05:55:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 05, 2012, 03:47:07 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 05, 2012, 03:46:04 AM
Well, most people's sane (along with bad crazy) is what I would call "crazy"; Likewise, good crazy is what I would call sane.

Well, sure, according to the dictionary definition.

Dictionaries...pshh...They so elbow gin.
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Freeky

#77
June 05, 2012, 06:00:30 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 05, 2012, 05:55:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 05, 2012, 03:47:07 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 05, 2012, 03:46:04 AM
Well, most people's sane (along with bad crazy) is what I would call "crazy"; Likewise, good crazy is what I would call sane.

Well, sure, according to the dictionary definition.

Dictionaries...pshh...They so elbow gin.

:lulz:

Freeky

#78
June 05, 2012, 06:02:02 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 05, 2012, 05:54:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 05, 2012, 05:47:07 AM
Mostly this spaggotry is stemming from an apparent lack of decent males in the Tucson area, and me being angry about it. 

My list of requirements:
Morals
Brain
Dick
Time

Shapes and colors vary wildly, but obesity is generally a turn off.  Smaller details can be applied as they come up.

I forgot about brain. Lack thereof is so unattractive that I didn't even think of it.

Exactly.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#79
June 05, 2012, 06:57:21 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 05, 2012, 06:02:02 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 05, 2012, 05:54:47 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 05, 2012, 05:47:07 AM
Mostly this spaggotry is stemming from an apparent lack of decent males in the Tucson area, and me being angry about it. 

My list of requirements:
Morals
Brain
Dick
Time

Shapes and colors vary wildly, but obesity is generally a turn off.  Smaller details can be applied as they come up.

I forgot about brain. Lack thereof is so unattractive that I didn't even think of it.

Exactly.

It looks like you put them in order, too. Was that intentional?
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Epimetheus

#80
June 05, 2012, 08:10:10 AM Last Edit: June 05, 2012, 08:12:53 AM by Epimetheus
Interesting conversation.

Personality (all on equal standing):
Comfortable with herself. Comfortable with others. Honest. Sense of (mutual) humor.
Actually, that last one ... us laughing at the same things could possibly be the hottest thing for me. Not more important than the others, but a huge turn-on.

Looks:
Facial beauty has a much more significant effect on my attraction than bodily features. A skinny girl is less attractive to me than a full-bodied girl (and I'm a pretty skinny guy...). Often, an interesting-looking girl will be more attractive to me than a typically pretty face. Other than that I probably have typical attractors in terms of bodily proportion.

Orgasm Toad, out.
(trying to bring it back to the thread topic)
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Placid Dingo

#81
June 05, 2012, 12:11:25 PM
Hit me with it Reverend.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

The Good Reverend Roger

#82
June 05, 2012, 01:56:07 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 05, 2012, 12:11:25 PM
Hit me with it Reverend.

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tyrannosaurus vex

#83
June 05, 2012, 03:22:09 PM
I demand to be knighted in this way.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#84
June 05, 2012, 04:17:43 PM
HOOK ME UP!
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The Good Reverend Roger

#85
June 05, 2012, 06:12:57 PM
Quote from: v3x on June 05, 2012, 03:22:09 PM
I demand to be knighted in this way.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#86
June 05, 2012, 06:14:11 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 05, 2012, 04:17:43 PM
HOOK ME UP!

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#87
June 05, 2012, 06:16:37 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 05, 2012, 02:41:39 AM
As long as they're for white picket fences.

Oh, I LOVE white picket fences!!

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LMNO

#88
June 05, 2012, 06:18:01 PM
I have always loved that image.  In a Horrormirth sort of way.

:dream:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#89
June 05, 2012, 10:28:26 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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