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Re: Tapeworm
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2012, 12:04:44 am »
author=Waffles, The Iron link=topic=32642.msg1186094#msg1186094 date=1340906340]
A slight digression re: H. C. Andersen.

In Norway (and Denmark, I think), a euphemism for masturbating is "en stille Anders" (A silent Anders). This is because H. C. Andersen used to mark his calender every time he spanked the monkey.

WHY?  :lulz:

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