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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 05, 2012, 02:21:32 PM

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Richter

#30
June 07, 2012, 02:41:25 AM
My spelling sucks on android devices  :lulz:
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Freeky

#31
June 07, 2012, 02:50:14 AM
Richter should totally come to Tucson.  He would fucking its shit UP.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#32
June 07, 2012, 02:56:00 AM
Richter hasn't been to Tuscon????? WHY?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
June 07, 2012, 07:05:42 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on June 07, 2012, 12:42:02 AM
We have some decent bison, bear, and orangutang joints up here.  Will ear mark them for your next visit.

Incidentally though, the Prov also has a mongolian joint. My buddy J was visiting and booked us a table, the only entry against the swelling tide of crazed college kids.  Funny that college comes up, since that was the approximate quality of the food.  Price was fifteen, with the prospect of all you can eat.  After your third foray to the grill toting a double armload of their urine sample sized bowls I KNEW they were bullshittting, or advertising wrong.  If i wanted judgement of my conduct, I would have gone to the fucking hipster bongo palace. 

Another travesty, I had to check my saber and bow at the door.  When asked how kwas supposed to deal with the insensible pathics who couldn't decide what they wanted, I was given no satisfactory answer.  Would I have accept restricting myself to traditional Mongolian head ball, or wrastling?  IT was never made clear.  They professed ignorance of both sports.

Then there was the green stuff.  Horse food.  Leafy bits.  There was meat, sure, but the suggestion i consume GRASS shattered any lingering hint of authenticity.  Horses eat grass, men eat meat.  I folded up my yurt, catapulted a plague corpse through their windows, and rode west, an impudent gaijin cook being pulled after my horse by his big toes. 

(Edit: spelling)

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Deepthroat Chopra

#34
June 07, 2012, 08:11:21 AM
I've never been to a Mongolian BBQ. Someone beat me there, and told me it was crap. But can you get Mogolian lamb at these places?
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Freeky

#35
June 07, 2012, 08:23:01 AM
I've actually been to one in my youth, and I enjoyed myself. 

But then, I am somewhat a good cook, so I didn't have the problems Roger did...

LMNO

#36
June 07, 2012, 01:06:25 PM
I am now picturing Richter as a Dothraki.

Send up the WOMP signal!  Richter as Khal Drago!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
June 07, 2012, 04:07:36 PM
I got a Groupon for two dinners for $12 at the former BBQ drug front that is now a Mongolian grill, promisingly named simply "Mongolian Grill", located at the desolate end of MLK right by Lombard, on the verge of the semi-industrial Columbia BLVD strip. The only way the location could get sketchier is if it were on SE 122nd and Flavel, and frankly I'm not even sure that would do it.

I'm taking EOT. We will give a full report.

Check these glowing reviews! Apparently, they keep it "pretty clean". Plus there's a pic of the sketch BBQ joint. https://plus.google.com/115562239235597157248/about?gl=us&hl=en
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#38
June 07, 2012, 04:11:56 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 07, 2012, 04:07:36 PM
I got a Groupon for two dinners for $12 at the former BBQ drug front that is now a Mongolian grill, promisingly named simply "Mongolian Grill", located at the desolate end of MLK right by Lombard, on the verge of the semi-industrial Columbia BLVD strip. The only way the location could get sketchier is if it were on SE 122nd and Flavel, and frankly I'm not even sure that would do it.

I'm taking EOT. We will give a full report.

Check these glowing reviews! Apparently, they keep it "pretty clean". Plus there's a pic of the sketch BBQ joint. https://plus.google.com/115562239235597157248/about?gl=us&hl=en

QuoteThey do a good job of keeping ingredients separate in the buffet line and they have a unique sauce bar where you can mix and create your own sauce. They also use a different spatula for each person's bowl on the grill. This is a HUGE plus compared to other sketch Mongolian places. They don't get your grill neighbors food in your food and it's much safer if you have any allergies. They do have a few food options ready-to-eat under a buffet line but I would suggest you stay clear of these options.
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Triple Zero

#39
June 07, 2012, 05:52:07 PM
QuoteThe hot and sour soup is loaded with onion (which is a good for some, not for others) and skip the white rice.

I wonder what's wrong with the white rice?

How can you mess up white rice to the extent that people are adviced to skip it??
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The Good Reverend Roger

#40
June 07, 2012, 05:53:23 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 07, 2012, 05:52:07 PM
QuoteThe hot and sour soup is loaded with onion (which is a good for some, not for others) and skip the white rice.

I wonder what's wrong with the white rice?

How can you mess up white rice to the extent that people are adviced to skip it??

White rice does not dance in your mouth the way the other kinds do.  No, it just sits on your molars saying "I'm waiting for a waltz".
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#41
June 07, 2012, 06:01:21 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 07, 2012, 05:52:07 PM
QuoteThe hot and sour soup is loaded with onion (which is a good for some, not for others) and skip the white rice.

I wonder what's wrong with the white rice?

How can you mess up white rice to the extent that people are adviced to skip it??

Like all of the other reviews, it seems positive until you read the little details. Every single review seems to boil down to "It's not terrible, it's pretty clean, BUT THERE ARE THINGS HERE YOU SHOULD NOT EAT".

And these are the positive reviews. :lulz: There appear to be no negative reviews.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#42
June 07, 2012, 06:04:58 PM
Selected excerpts:

QuoteThey also use a different spatula for each person's bowl on the grill. This is a HUGE plus compared to other sketch Mongolian places. They don't get your grill neighbors food in your food and it's much safer if you have any allergies. They do have a few food options ready-to-eat under a buffet line but I would suggest you stay clear of these options.

QuoteThe hot and sour soup is loaded with onion (which is a good for some, not for others) and skip the white rice. This is a great place to bring a friend.

QuoteThey keep this place pretty clean.

QuoteI would go back if I was in the area.

I am so looking forward to going there!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#43
June 07, 2012, 07:04:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 07, 2012, 05:53:23 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 07, 2012, 05:52:07 PM
QuoteThe hot and sour soup is loaded with onion (which is a good for some, not for others) and skip the white rice.

I wonder what's wrong with the white rice?

How can you mess up white rice to the extent that people are adviced to skip it??

White rice does not dance in your mouth the way the other kinds do.  No, it just sits on your molars saying "I'm waiting for a waltz".

I see!

I once went to a restaurant that tried to serve me legally brown rice. I was like "No, no no no, no no! You better get me the real stuff that's culturally brown, or I'm going to have to write a vaguely unnerving review on Google Plus!". And you better believe it, for the rest of the meal all things they served me were culturally blackened to a crisp.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#44
June 07, 2012, 07:08:58 PM
Will keep that in mind next time I done out, Trip.  :lol:

Why do they call it "sketch" Mongolian?
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