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Started by Golden Applesauce, June 06, 2012, 04:19:31 AM

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Golden Applesauce

June 06, 2012, 04:19:31 AM
...since about 1996.  I give you:



THE WEBSITE

Still live, in it's original state. It's like a time capsule from when the internet sucked.
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June 06, 2012, 05:24:40 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on June 06, 2012, 04:19:31 AM
...since about 1996.  I give you:



THE WEBSITE

Still live, in it's original state. It's like a time capsule from when the internet sucked was new and amazing.

Your historical perspective needs adjustment.

It makes sense that no one has touched the website though, since I don't think anyone has actually watched that movie since about a week before it was released.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Nephew Twiddleton

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June 06, 2012, 05:33:45 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on June 06, 2012, 04:19:31 AM
...since about 1996.  I give you:



THE WEBSITE

Still live, in it's original state. It's like a time capsule from when the internet sucked.

Sweet flaming Brid....

Ok, Imma go back to the end of the Venus transit.



..space jam.... :shudder:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#3
June 06, 2012, 05:46:30 AM
WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS? IS THERE NO GOD?
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Epimetheus

#4
June 06, 2012, 05:50:47 AM
Quote from: v3x on June 06, 2012, 05:24:40 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on June 06, 2012, 04:19:31 AM
...since about 1996.  I give you:



THE WEBSITE

Still live, in it's original state. It's like a time capsule from when the internet sucked was new and amazing.

Your historical perspective needs adjustment.

It makes sense that no one has touched the website though, since I don't think anyone has actually watched that movie since about a week before it was released.

You must worship a heathen god. The lesson of "Michael's Secret Stuff" will be with me always.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
June 06, 2012, 06:36:11 AM
This is AWESOME.
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Triple Zero

#6
June 06, 2012, 10:49:11 AM
EVERYBODY RUN!!!

THERE ON THE HORIZON, A HORDE OF HIPSTER ZOMBIES

THEY SMELLED THE RETRO BLOOD

THEY'RE COMING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
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#7
June 06, 2012, 11:07:37 AM
Hot damn, I can still download a Space Jam screensaver.  Sweet!
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