I AM ANYTHING.

[East Coast Hustle]

ASK ME DRUNK!

[Deepthroat Chopra]

If there were elections for God, who would you vote for?

[East Coast Hustle]

From the point of view of someone who wants to see this whole motherfucker go down in a glorious shit tornado, I'd have to vote for the incumbent.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You ever get that pit stink that just doesn't go away even after a thorough scrubbing? What do you generally do about that?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It's probably something you're eating.
I don't even get pit stink since I quit meat, but even meat doesn't make invincible pit stink.

[Deepthroat Chopra]

From the point of view of someone who wants to see this whole motherfucker go down in a glorious shit tornado, I'd have to vote for the incumbent.

Holy fuck. Sounds sober to me.

[Freeky]

On a scale of one to Randy Travis, how drunk are you?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

On a scale of one to Randy Travis, how drunk are you?

[Salty]

If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?

Follow up: how would you restructure the US economy if you had complete control over it?

[East Coast Hustle]

On a scale of one to Randy Travis, how drunk are you?

When I posted the thread I was somewhere around Kris Kristofferson, now I've tapered off to about a threeve.

[East Coast Hustle]

If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?

Follow up: how would you restructure the US economy if you had complete control over it?

1) A cactus.

2) A cactus.