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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by East Coast Hustle, June 07, 2012, 07:59:44 AM

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East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Deepthroat Chopra

If there were elections for God, who would you vote for?
Chainsaw-Wielding Fistula Detector

East Coast Hustle

From the point of view of someone who wants to see this whole motherfucker go down in a glorious shit tornado, I'd have to vote for the incumbent.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Nephew Twiddleton

You ever get that pit stink that just doesn't go away even after a thorough scrubbing? What do you generally do about that?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

It's probably something you're eating.
I don't even get pit stink since I quit meat, but even meat doesn't make invincible pit stink.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Deepthroat Chopra

Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 07, 2012, 08:16:37 AM
From the point of view of someone who wants to see this whole motherfucker go down in a glorious shit tornado, I'd have to vote for the incumbent.

Holy fuck. Sounds sober to me.
Chainsaw-Wielding Fistula Detector

Freeky

On a scale of one to Randy Travis, how drunk are you?

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Salty

If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?

Follow up: how would you restructure the US economy if you had complete control over it?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 07, 2012, 08:21:07 AM
On a scale of one to Randy Travis, how drunk are you?

When I posted the thread I was somewhere around Kris Kristofferson, now I've tapered off to about a threeve.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Alty on June 07, 2012, 08:28:45 AM
If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?

Follow up: how would you restructure the US economy if you had complete control over it?

1) A cactus.

2) A cactus.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"