The Truth About Nigel, And I No Longer Care What Her Minions Do To Me.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fucking Christ. Sometimes, I read these riffs, and I honestly ask myself, "How did they DO that?"

I swear, PD is the best new author of the 21st century.

We report.  You decide.  Now.

I have decided to keep a few unattached males around to throw to Nigel, in case she comes to the East Coast.  It might please her enough to let me live... or at least slow her down enough for me to escape with my hide attached.

Worse comes to worst, I can wear their skin for underpants.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Fucking Christ. Sometimes, I read these riffs, and I honestly ask myself, "How did they DO that?"

I swear, PD is the best new author of the 21st century.

We report.  You decide.  Now.

I have decided to keep a few unattached males around to throw to Nigel, in case she comes to the East Coast.  It might please her enough to let me live... or at least slow her down enough for me to escape with my hide attached.

Worse comes to worst, I can wear their skin for underpants.

Finally, a use for guys like that. 

[LMNO]

The offer of being that close to Nigel's genitals, regardless of in what way, is oddly appealing.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Luna]

Fucking Christ. Sometimes, I read these riffs, and I honestly ask myself, "How did they DO that?"

I swear, PD is the best new author of the 21st century.

We report.  You decide.  Now.

I have decided to keep a few unattached males around to throw to Nigel, in case she comes to the East Coast.  It might please her enough to let me live... or at least slow her down enough for me to escape with my hide attached.

Worse comes to worst, I can wear their skin for underpants.

In that case, I'll include the NYEX to the offering, in case you're in the mood for slow torture.