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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, June 09, 2012, 06:03:56 AM

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tyrannosaurus vex

TONIGHT I STOPPED BY STARBUCKS TO GET 2 FRAPPUCCINOS. YOU HEARD ME, I GO TO STARBUCKS SOMETIMES. I EVEN USED THE DRIVE THROUGH. FUCK OFF.

THE CASHIER GIRL WAS FOLLOWING COMPANY POLICY, WHICH REQUIRES CASHIER GIRLS TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH CUSTOMERS IN AN ATTEMPT TO SPARK THE IDEA OF A SEXUAL CONNECTION TO STARBUCKS. THIS IS A FACT.

ANYWAY, SHE WANTED TO KNOW IF I HAVE SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES, AND I SAID I WANTED TO SEE DARK SHADOWS BUT IT FLOPPED AND IT'S ALREADY OUT OF THE THEATERS. SHE THINKS TIM BURTON MOVIES ARE "WEIRD" BUT JOHNNY DEPP IS "HOT. I MEAN, FOR AN OLD GUY." YEAH, WHATEVER JUST BRING ME MY FRAPS, COFFEE JOCKEY.

SO I GET HOME AND PREPARE FOR A WILD NIGHT OF DRINKING WATERY FROZEN COFFEE AND DOING TERRIBLE THINGS TO MY WIFE IN THE SWIMMING POOL AND I NOTICE THAT OUR NEIGHBORS HAVE "ACCIDENTALLY" LEFT THE BLINDS OPEN, AND ARE INCONSPICUOUSLY WATCHING THROUGH THEIR WINDOWS. I DON'T CARE THOUGH, THEY NEED SOME EXCITEMENT IN THEIR LIVES APPARENTLY AND IF THIS IS WHAT THEY'RE AFTER, IT'S NO SKIN OFF MY NOSE.

THEY'RE PROBABLY IN THERE RIGHT NOW TALKING ABOUT WHAT AN AWFUL THING THEY JUST WITNESSED, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY AN ENCRYPTED ARGUMENT ABOUT HOW THEIR LIVES ARE FUCKING BORING AND NEITHER ONE OF THEM IS SATISFIED WITH WHAT THEIR LIVES HAVE TURNED INTO. EACH OF THEM KNOWS HOW THEY FEEL, BUT NEITHER OF THEM KNOWS THE OTHER FEELS THE SAME WAY. AND THEY'LL NEVER FIND OUT, BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING TO GROW OLD PRETENDING SO HARD THAT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, THEY'LL NEVER NOTICE THAT THEY REALLY DO LOVE EACH OTHER.

ONE OF THEM MIGHT REALIZE IT, TOO LATE, AFTER THE OTHER ONE IS DEAD. AND IT'LL BE INCREDIBLY PAINFUL AND SAD, BUT ALSO MIND-BLOWINGLY BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE LIFE LEFT THEM TOGETHER IN THE MIDST OF WHAT THEY THOUGHT WAS DISSATISFACTION AND ANGER, BECAUSE LIFE KNOWS BETTER THAN THEY DO WHAT THEY NEED AND WHAT THEY FEEL.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Such is life.
Good stuff, v3x.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Anna Mae Bollocks

ps Voting Ramones is generally considered sound policy.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

tyrannosaurus vex

Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

THIS IS FUCKING  BEAUTIFUL.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

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