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Weird things your piss has smelled like.

Started by Nephew Twiddleton, June 15, 2012, 12:32:24 AM

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Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 15, 2012, 02:36:10 AM
I wasn't trying to be offensive and was using "your" ina very general sense.  Just a silly gag.

Like your Mum!

Sorry.
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Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 15, 2012, 02:36:10 AM
I wasn't trying to be offensive and was using "your" ina very general sense.  Just a silly gag.

I figured. I occasionally like making people uncomfortable though. It amuses me.

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Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 15, 2012, 01:39:31 AM
In summer, my piss frequently smells notably of cucumber, tomatoes, or melon.

Occasionally, it smells like whiskey.

And once a year, it smells like ORANGES FUCK YOU BASTARDS!!!!  :argh!:

Twice this year!

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Also Bacon. Never when I have Bacon though.

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Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 15, 2012, 04:11:18 AM
Also Bacon. Never when I have Bacon though.

My mom smells like prosciutto too because she and my stepfather like to think they're Iodálaí. They even live in the bleedin' North End which I marginally approve of since "te amo" means the same thing in Latin, and Nick went to Boston Latin School (which sucks because I went to Boston Latin Academy. Fuck their first public school in America! We're the most contiguous! AVE DRACO! DAMNATE LVPVM! ESSE STERCOREM ET MORI! [Phox correct as necessary, it's been awhile]).

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Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 15, 2012, 12:35:55 AM


They look like a breakfast cereal we here in the civilised world call "Sugar Puffs"

Was the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title and the reason I point blank refuse to eat a single Sugar Puff, EVAR!!!

One bowl and my piss smells like them for days. Just what the fuck is that shit doing to my kidneys  :eek:

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Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 15, 2012, 12:35:55 AM


They look like a breakfast cereal we here in the civilised world call "Sugar Puffs"

Was the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title and the reason I point blank refuse to eat a single Sugar Puff, EVAR!!!

One bowl and my piss smells like them for days. Just what the fuck is that shit doing to my kidneys  :eek:

The last time my pee smelled like sugar puffs, I hadn't eaten it in four fucking years!
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Evidence to support the theory of renal memory?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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