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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 11, 2012, 06:11:55 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#15
June 11, 2012, 06:52:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:46:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 06:45:01 PM
Was there an actual purpose behind sending Mike the Engineer to Kingman, AZ? 

Besides, I mean, "get this fucker away from me before I eat his spleen."

Yes.

It amused me.

He is calling one of the contractors HERE who has a 602 area code, who is giving him directions to a facility that doesn't exist, some 130 miles from here.

It turns out the contractors hate him, too.

:spittake:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Luna

#16
June 11, 2012, 07:52:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 06:46:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 06:45:01 PM
Was there an actual purpose behind sending Mike the Engineer to Kingman, AZ? 

Besides, I mean, "get this fucker away from me before I eat his spleen."

Yes.

It amused me.

He is calling one of the contractors HERE who has a 602 area code, who is giving him directions to a facility that doesn't exist, some 130 miles from here.

It turns out the contractors hate him, too.

Priceless.  I would give my husband's left nut for a job where I could do that.

Actually, I hate the fucker.  Make it both nuts, a kidney, and 3/4 of his liver.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Don Coyote

#17
June 11, 2012, 08:37:27 PM
Don't livers regenerate?

And fucking contractors fucking with Mike the fucking Engineer :lulz:

Luna

#18
June 11, 2012, 09:40:35 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 11, 2012, 08:37:27 PM
Don't livers regenerate?

And fucking contractors fucking with Mike the fucking Engineer :lulz:

Good point.  Take the whole fucking thing.  And a lung, while you're in there, he smokes, he obviously doesn't care about 'em.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#19
June 11, 2012, 10:24:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 11, 2012, 09:40:35 PM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 11, 2012, 08:37:27 PM
Don't livers regenerate?

And fucking contractors fucking with Mike the fucking Engineer :lulz:

Good point.  Take the whole fucking thing.  And a lung, while you're in there, he smokes, he obviously doesn't care about 'em.

You're a generous woman, Luna.

Most women with shitty exes would have hacked off the penz0r and tanned it for a little makeup bag by the second post.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Juana

#20
June 11, 2012, 10:31:14 PM
...That's a little horrifying, Stella.


My problem is that I haven't been reading anything useful recently, and so I have nothing interesting to say (yes, I remember the previous discussions - all three of them - that PD has had on the subject of people who don't talk when they have nothing to say). I'm going to remedy that.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
June 11, 2012, 10:31:21 PM
Mike just called me.

He seems...upset.

:digtbk:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#22
June 11, 2012, 10:59:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 10:31:21 PM
Mike just called me.

He seems...upset.

:digtbk:

:lulz: How far did he end up going?

Garbo, you're always interesting!  :)
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
June 11, 2012, 10:59:36 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 10:59:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 10:31:21 PM
Mike just called me.

He seems...upset.

:digtbk:

:lulz: How far did he end up going?

Garbo, you're always interesting!  :)

He wandered around Kingman for 3 hours.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#24
June 11, 2012, 11:00:57 PM
Oh wow. :lulz:

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 10:59:11 PM
Garbo, you're always interesting!  :)
Aww, haha. Thanks. :D
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
June 11, 2012, 11:03:22 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on June 11, 2012, 11:00:57 PM
Oh wow. :lulz:

Best part:  He has to drive through Phoenix during rush hour, and then another 90 miles of bad road to get back here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#26
June 11, 2012, 11:03:59 PM
 :lulz:
Fan-fucking-tastic!
You're a BAD MAN, TGRR.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#27
June 11, 2012, 11:04:49 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 11, 2012, 11:03:59 PM
:lulz:
Fan-fucking-tastic!
You're a BAD MAN, TGRR.

Arguably, it was in self-defense.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#28
June 11, 2012, 11:05:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 10:59:36 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 10:59:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 10:31:21 PM
Mike just called me.

He seems...upset.

:digtbk:

:lulz: How far did he end up going?

Garbo, you're always interesting!  :)

He wandered around Kingman for 3 hours.

It's in the 90's here. I'm guessing AZ is about...115 or so?
I know you wouldn't send him out there to die, but I'm guessing the AC in the vehicle didn't manage to shave off as many degrees as he might like.  :lol:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2012, 11:03:22 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on June 11, 2012, 11:00:57 PM
Oh wow. :lulz:

Best part:  He has to drive through Phoenix during rush hour, and then another 90 miles of bad road to get back here.

BURRRRRRRN!  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
June 11, 2012, 11:06:29 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 11, 2012, 11:05:01 PM
I know you wouldn't send him out there to die,

Well now, that's taking a whole lot for granted, Stellz. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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