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[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I know you wouldn't send him out there to die,

Well now, that's taking a whole lot for granted, Stellz.

I'm just a reg'ler Pollyanna. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I know you wouldn't send him out there to die,

Well now, that's taking a whole lot for granted, Stellz.

I'm just a reg'ler Pollyanna. 

I don't WANT to do shit like that, but as a Holy Man™, I have duties.  Responsibilities.

[Freeky]

Responsibility is important.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

R is for rush hour
E is for empty gas tank
S is for "SHIT!"
P is for Phoenix (and potholes)
O is for "OH FUCK"
N is for "NOT HERE..."
S is for "SHIT!"
I is for "IMMA KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!"
B is for bitching
I is for irritated
L is for LOLZ
I is for "I HATE YUO"
T is for Tuscon
Y is for "YOU MAD, BRO?"

[Luna]

Don't livers regenerate?

And fucking contractors fucking with Mike the fucking Engineer

Good point.  Take the whole fucking thing.  And a lung, while you're in there, he smokes, he obviously doesn't care about 'em.

You're a generous woman, Luna.

Most women with shitty exes would have hacked off the penz0r and tanned it for a little makeup bag by the second post.

I rarely wear makeup, therefore, have no use for a makeup bag.  Too small for a dice bag.  Besides, after where HE put that thing, I ain't ever touching it again.  Not even to remove it from his lying, cheating carcass.

[Luna]

And, TGRR...  I'm not sure whether I should hope Mike makes it back without bursting any REALLY important blood vessels, so we can be further entertained by what happens to him, or he flounces from the joint in a rage, in hopes that you get an engineer who actually knows what the fuck he's doing.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Don't livers regenerate?

And fucking contractors fucking with Mike the fucking Engineer

Good point.  Take the whole fucking thing.  And a lung, while you're in there, he smokes, he obviously doesn't care about 'em.

You're a generous woman, Luna.

Most women with shitty exes would have hacked off the penz0r and tanned it for a little makeup bag by the second post.

I rarely wear makeup, therefore, have no use for a makeup bag.  Too small for a dice bag.  Besides, after where HE put that thing, I ain't ever touching it again.  Not even to remove it from his lying, cheating carcass.

[Freeky]

ALL penises are too small for dice bags, though I see what Luna is saying.

Yes, even pron dicks are too small.

Freeky,
Addict.

[Don Coyote]

ALL penises are too small for dice bags, though I see what Luna is saying.

Yes, even pron dicks are too small.

Freeky,
Addict.

BEER AND APPLE ALL VOER MONITOR!!!!!!!!!!!

[Freeky]

That's what you get for consuming beer and apples while PDing.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I PDed with yogurt once.

Never again.

[Phox]

You know, I'm considering heading down to Tuscon on a permanent basis and getting a job at Roger's plant. The lulz would be worth all the expense. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You know, I'm considering heading down to Tuscon on a permanent basis and getting a job at Roger's plant. The lulz would be worth all the expense. 

JOIN US...DON'T BE AFRAID...
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[Luna]

You know, I'm considering heading down to Tuscon on a permanent basis and getting a job at Roger's plant. The lulz would be worth all the expense. 

JOIN US...DON'T BE AFRAID...
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I'd ask if you have payroll jobs, but I think in AZ I'm a serial killer or something.

[Phox]

You know, I'm considering heading down to Tuscon on a permanent basis and getting a job at Roger's plant. The lulz would be worth all the expense. 

JOIN US...DON'T BE AFRAID...
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I'd ask if you have payroll jobs, but I think in AZ I'm a serial killer or something.

I think that earns you the key to the city, there, so it's probably a good idea.