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Weird things your piss has smelled like.

Started by Nephew Twiddleton, June 15, 2012, 12:32:24 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Pineapples.
Canned tuna.

Funny enough these are two foods i find unpleasant enough to avoid eating.

Now you.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

Still mobile wont see for about an hour.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

I'll be more attentive to the odors of my excretions and get back to you on that.
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Deepthroat Chopra

Coffee, most days.

White wine, which I do not drink.

Asparagus. Well-known powerful urine flavourer.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Net if you havent noticed it probably does. I got tuna just before i left work. Pineapple is something i noticed recently.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Richter

Broccolli, Scotch, diesel fuel.

...and visually it occasionally has a louche like a good absinthe.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

In summer, my piss frequently smells notably of cucumber, tomatoes, or melon.

Occasionally, it smells like whiskey.

And once a year, it smells like ORANGES FUCK YOU BASTARDS!!!!  :argh!:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

So rwhns piss smells like booze being excreted from someones pores and excessive amounts of perfume.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Bad Reverend What's-His-Name! on June 15, 2012, 02:21:02 AM
on a good night.

Heh. Well, to be fair my mother is mostly recovered with occasional relapses. But it's pointless to use "your mom" on me. I love her to death, but there's always the chance that I can pull out some flaw that she has in response. Plus, she's not me. "You" is more offensive, even though I can be a stinky bastard at times.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

I wasn't trying to be offensive and was using "your" ina very general sense.  Just a silly gag.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.