Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I... will come back to this later.

Twid,
going to sleep

[Tupac L. Porker]

K, I'll be there In a second. I must write my memoirs before the Shepherds attack.

[Pæs]

Hello new person.

Are you interesting behind the nonsense or is this all there is to you?
There are plenty of Discordians who apply disorder to their conversations at the cost of being coherent. Unsurprisingly, nobody likes talking to them.

Would you like to introduce yourself the way you would introduce yourself in person, only without your real name, if you prefer?

[Placid Dingo]

Hey, how's it going.

[Tupac L. Porker]

I rather thought that was coherent in a subtextual type way. I wrote out all trains of thought. Of course that's like saying some people only talk words so people don't generally like being around them. If you don't look at the content then there's just no use. You follow? It's the journey not the point of the conversation type thing... Well, I think we all learned something about ourselves today.


If you want a more direct answer:
I'm Male. I enjoy animating and other creative activities. I play portal and other puzzles games. I have various fandoms (none to the creepy fan girl level) I lead a studio group. I hate Skrillix and am afraid of small, clustered, naturally occurring holes.

[Tupac L. Porker]

Hey, how's it going.

sup dawg. I'm good, but more importantly how are you?

[Triple Zero]

I rather thought that was coherent in a subtextual type way. I wrote out all trains of thought. Of course that's like saying some people only talk words so people don't generally like being around them. If you don't look at the content then there's just no use. You follow? It's the journey not the point of the conversation type thing... Well, I think we all learned something about ourselves today.


If you want a more direct answer:
I'm Male. I enjoy animating and other creative activities. I play portal and other puzzles games. I have various fandoms (none to the creepy fan girl level) I lead a studio group. I hate Skrillix and am afraid of small, clustered, naturally occurring holes.

This one's not zany enough. Throw him back.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Jesus cat-raping Christ!

[Placid Dingo]

Hey, how's it going.

sup dawg. I'm good, but more importantly how are you?

Yeah. Doing well but ready to be on holidays.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I rather thought that was coherent in a subtextual type way. I wrote out all trains of thought. Of course that's like saying some people only talk words so people don't generally like being around them. If you don't look at the content then there's just no use. You follow? It's the journey not the point of the conversation type thing... Well, I think we all learned something about ourselves today.


If you want a more direct answer:
I'm Male. I enjoy animating and other creative activities. I play portal and other puzzles games. I have various fandoms (none to the creepy fan girl level) I lead a studio group. I hate Skrillix and am afraid of small, clustered, naturally occurring holes.

What do you mean by "creepy fan girl level?"

[East Coast Hustle]

I hate Skrillix

Well, you can't be all bad then. Welcome aboard, unless it turns out your previous incarnation was someone I hated.

[East Coast Hustle]

I rather thought that was coherent in a subtextual type way. I wrote out all trains of thought. Of course that's like saying some people only talk words so people don't generally like being around them. If you don't look at the content then there's just no use. You follow? It's the journey not the point of the conversation type thing... Well, I think we all learned something about ourselves today.


If you want a more direct answer:
I'm Male. I enjoy animating and other creative activities. I play portal and other puzzles games. I have various fandoms (none to the creepy fan girl level) I lead a studio group. I hate Skrillix and am afraid of small, clustered, naturally occurring holes.

What do you mean by "creepy fan girl level?"

I assume he means furries, cosplayers, and people who masturbate to anime.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You guys have the sense of humor of a wombat. What do you go around all day "Hey, hows it going"?

No, sir, we wait patiently for people to come along, ignore the introduction thread, and post a full page of RAW-esque jabberings.  Again.  For the millionth time.  Then we all sit around and applaud.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I rather thought that was coherent in a subtextual type way.

I looked under the text, and it's still gibberish.

Well, I think we all learned something about ourselves today.

Yes.  I learned just this morning that I can shit my own body weight, out of my arse.  I learned that you can do the same thing with your keyboard.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also, if you lack the stones to say who you were, I will just assume that you're AKK.