Aloha, or as they say in the old country, Hello!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Although I am not sure why I'm bothering, for some geek who won't post or even read outside of his vanity intro thread.

I'm starting to surcomb  to the strange realisation that you don't like me.

You, sir, are a Goddamn GENIUS.  You should have been a fucking ROCKET SCIENTIST. 

But don't get a big head over it.  I don't like most people, because they never know when to SHUT UP, and they make NO SENSE.  Especially when they're special snowflakes who can't be pedestrian enough to post in the fucking INTROS thread, and can't pull their ego out of their asshole long enough to do ANYTHING BUT POST IN THEIR OWN VANITY THREAD.

And it's "succumb".  Dumbass.

[Tupac L. Porker]

Although I am not sure why I'm bothering, for some geek who won't post or even read outside of his vanity intro thread.

I'm starting to surcomb  to the strange realisation that you don't like me.

You, sir, are a Goddamn GENIUS.  You should have been a fucking ROCKET SCIENTIST. 

But don't get a big head over it.  I don't like most people, because they never know when to SHUT UP, and they make NO SENSE.  Especially when they're special snowflakes who can't be pedestrian enough to post in the fucking INTROS thread, and can't pull their ego out of their asshole long enough to do ANYTHING BUT POST IN THEIR OWN VANITY THREAD.

And it's "succumb".  Dumbass.

I think we will be good freinds.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Although I am not sure why I'm bothering, for some geek who won't post or even read outside of his vanity intro thread.

I'm starting to surcomb  to the strange realisation that you don't like me.

You, sir, are a Goddamn GENIUS.  You should have been a fucking ROCKET SCIENTIST. 

But don't get a big head over it.  I don't like most people, because they never know when to SHUT UP, and they make NO SENSE.  Especially when they're special snowflakes who can't be pedestrian enough to post in the fucking INTROS thread, and can't pull their ego out of their asshole long enough to do ANYTHING BUT POST IN THEIR OWN VANITY THREAD.

And it's "succumb".  Dumbass.

I think we will be good freinds.

Oh, yeah.  We can take long showers together and walk on the beach stomping piss-crabs.

[Freeky]

  Oh well.  Someone alert me when this guy starts being interesting.  I have a date with my scroll button.

[The Johnny]

Although I am not sure why I'm bothering, for some geek who won't post or even read outside of his vanity intro thread.

I'm starting to surcomb  to the strange realisation that you don't like me.

You, sir, are a Goddamn GENIUS.  You should have been a fucking ROCKET SCIENTIST. 

But don't get a big head over it.  I don't like most people, because they never know when to SHUT UP, and they make NO SENSE.  Especially when they're special snowflakes who can't be pedestrian enough to post in the fucking INTROS thread, and can't pull their ego out of their asshole long enough to do ANYTHING BUT POST IN THEIR OWN VANITY THREAD.

And it's "succumb".  Dumbass.

I think we will be good freinds.

Oh, yeah.  We can take long showers together and walk on the beach stomping piss-crabs.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Although I am not sure why I'm bothering, for some geek who won't post or even read outside of his vanity intro thread.

I have observed that vanity threads are the best predictor of troll.

[Epimetheus]

PORKERRRRR!!!!

Hey man! How's it hangin? Fling flangin? Drip drop with the loose flip on top? Straight up the monkey bars with five of your friends? Yeah, I know how it goes down. Porker goes "up", strangles three, two come "down" HARd, wailing about "oh he's gone off the deep"... Porker climbs down, foamin' at the mouth.

PROKERRRRRR!
How's it flowin' my bro? How's that cleat treat been sweetin' ya? Blank out on the runaround, huh? Yeah, I bet fifty strips of tin couldn't take the taste of sardine outta your mouth after that.
Strange how the sun sets right there, right where we left it last time.
Blank out on the runaround, for sure, though.


PORKERRRRRR!
First name Tupac, right? I wonder the L's full length. Bit tired for the third time around, eh? Cheap date, they say, but then, the wind's always slow for the green treader. Thirty years ago NO ONE, I tell you, NO ONE, would have tried that shit. But hey, the cannon's hanker for panker, as they yawn about sooo often. frankly, i can't waste 'em.

Porker, in conclusion, there are myriad ways in which the aftermath of World War I in Germany set the stage for World War II, including the governmental exodus of all of the "Ratten" rodent-people, the return of the 2nd-wave Martians and Greys in their ships, and the institutionalized persecution of fully-bearded women.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Although I am not sure why I'm bothering, for some geek who won't post or even read outside of his vanity intro thread.

I have observed that vanity threads are the best predictor of troll.

That, and signing up and then taking years to post. 

So whose alt is this?

[Faust]

Lets all make baseless accusations against the only new blood the site has had in months, that's bound to turn things around.

[00.dusk]

Lets all make baseless accusations against the only new blood the site has had in months, that's bound to turn things around.

Let's not be reasonable or anything now.

[Tupac L. Porker]

O.o I just wanted a nice game of connect four.

[Don Coyote]

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Lets all make baseless accusations against the only new blood the site has had in months, that's bound to turn things around.

Here we go again.

[Placid Dingo]

Ok, I admit it, I'm actually Tupac.


















I'm also Nigel.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]