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Last Will & Testament, v1.0

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 14, 2012, 02:44:41 PM

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EK WAFFLR

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June 16, 2012, 11:42:00 AM
Quote from: Luna on June 15, 2012, 04:46:31 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on June 15, 2012, 12:05:19 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 14, 2012, 11:54:07 PM
Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I'm going to need to figure out the export restrictions, obtain permits for possessing them, and start training on how the fuck to use them without killing myself.

Uh no wait, that's what YOU need to do, Waffle. Thought I had to deal with the backhair for a moment.

It will be well worth it. I'm going to look FAB in the coat I'm going to weave of his arse hair, and the armpit hair winter hat. and ( I hope it is included) the navel lint gloves.

You forgot the merkin woven from... well, that's obvious, isn't it?

That's a given. One must protects one's netherlands. Especially when one speaks of oneself like this.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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