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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 15, 2012, 07:51:14 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 16, 2012, 03:56:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:06:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 15, 2012, 08:01:46 PM
Hit me with the wisdom of the ancients.  :lulz:

You ignored them and now there are thousands. It starts as a painful itch, then becomes a burning, stabbing pain.  It will be named after your doctor. Plastic will be your only friend...cherish it while it lasts.  Don't waste money on tattoos.  Nothing can hide those upcoming scars.  "Urgency" and "frequency" take on a whole new meaning.  Psychics will lead the police to your remains, the source of the contamination.

Your lucky numbers are "e" and the square root of -1.

Lucky, you got natural log and i for lucky numbers.

I want a reading please!

"The bad news is, an asteroid will hit the Earth before long.  The good news is, you won't be around to suffer through it."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 16, 2012, 03:58:37 AM

i can haz... HORROR-SCOPE ???

"In hindsight, your fellow passengers will reflect that they should have waited more than an hour for rescue before resorting to cannibalism."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 03:59:18 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 16, 2012, 03:56:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 08:06:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 15, 2012, 08:01:46 PM
Hit me with the wisdom of the ancients.  :lulz:

You ignored them and now there are thousands. It starts as a painful itch, then becomes a burning, stabbing pain.  It will be named after your doctor. Plastic will be your only friend...cherish it while it lasts.  Don't waste money on tattoos.  Nothing can hide those upcoming scars.  "Urgency" and "frequency" take on a whole new meaning.  Psychics will lead the police to your remains, the source of the contamination.

Your lucky numbers are "e" and the square root of -1.

Lucky, you got natural log and i for lucky numbers.

I want a reading please!

"The bad news is, an asteroid will hit the Earth before long.  The good news is, you won't be around to suffer through it."

Whee?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on June 16, 2012, 03:59:00 AM
Gimme, please.

"Every man and woman on Earth has a destiny.  Most of them, however, do not involve organic fertilizer in that creepy old man's amazingly lush garden."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Johnny

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2012, 04:00:20 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 16, 2012, 03:58:37 AM

i can haz... HORROR-SCOPE ???

"In hindsight, your fellow passengers will reflect that they should have waited more than an hour for rescue before resorting to cannibalism."

Ill be sure to get infected by teh AIDZ before i ride the metro again, then.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

00.dusk

Be sure this'll color my entire life with the knowledge of what horrific fate lies before me. I want the HARD truth.

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Tomorrow never comes until it's too late.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

hirley0

#38
20120628 5:43  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%8Dndice_Bovespa
5:46:46 :fnord: http://www.gotohoroscope.com/weekly-finance/
FFT  :fnord:

05:57:00   http://www.astrolis.com/horoscopes/aquarius
  http://www.astrolis.com/horoscopes/aquarius?horoscope=money

http://www.indianastrology2000.com/aquarius-horoscope.html
http://www.indastro.com/horoscope/aquarius-horoscope-astrology.html
http://www.ladyinfo.com/aquarius-horoscope-2012/

http://www.moonsigncalendar.net/calculate-moonsign.htm
yeah: maybe} the question was?/? where did i put my birth certificate?
A 12:45 Waning Moon Moon Sign: Sagittarius

earching Sagittarius - moons are always alert, open and interested in everything. They easily become enthusiastic; they are idealistic, love their freedom but are rarely persevering. They demand as well as concede liberty and tolerance in love. They dispose of an impulsive, enthusiastic and optimistic approach to live. They are adventurers, nature - lovers and the notorious travelers among the moon signs. They are always driven to new horizons, which they try to conquer. They are also travelers in the mental sphere full of the desire for knowledge and discovery. They deal with last questions and the sense of life and try to pass on the answers they have found. They enjoy living but sometimes tend to be sectarian and to proselytize.


06:19:38 AM  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_astrology
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrological_aspect
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stock_market
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BM%26F_Bovespa
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CATS_%28trading_system%29


http://money.uk.msn.com/new-year/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=151410306
http://www.gotohoroscope.com/2012/january2.html
http://www.gotohoroscope.com/
http://www.gotohoroscope.com/2012/may21.html

sectarian. 2. : limited in character
proselytize attempt to convert


hirley0

#39

Triple Zero

... and then Hirley told Roger his destiny.




Can I get one too? I need guidance!

Also please tell me my REAL starsign, when I was born the Belgian government had just bailed out the time zone industry and it just says "DEFAULT" on my identification.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

hirley0

Quote from: Triple Zero on June 29, 2012, 04:25:10 PM
... and then Hirley told Roger his destiny.




Can I get one too? I need guidance!

Also please tell me my REAL starsign, when I was born the Belgian government had just bailed out the time zone industry and it just says "DEFAULT" on my identification.

yes of course U2 can get 1 2
as for RR there must be clues
do you have sisters or brothers?
preferably OLDER:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Triple Zero on June 29, 2012, 04:25:10 PM
... and then Hirley told Roger his destiny.

Hirley0 doesn't read the stars.  He instructs them.


Quote from: Triple Zero on June 29, 2012, 04:25:10 PM

Can I get one too? I need guidance!

Despite the increased performance and the great pickup lines, that extra testicle you're about to grow will be more trouble than it's worth.

Quote from: Triple Zero on June 29, 2012, 04:25:10 PM
Also please tell me my REAL starsign, when I was born the Belgian government had just bailed out the time zone industry and it just says "DEFAULT" on my identification.

Your REAL starsign is "Potato".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: 00.dusk on June 16, 2012, 05:51:00 AM
Be sure this'll color my entire life with the knowledge of what horrific fate lies before me. I want the HARD truth.

"Explosive decompression isn't just a neat scientific concept, it's a way of life.  For about 30 seconds, anyway."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Please, what do the stars have in line for me?
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