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An Irishman, a drunk, and a maniac walk into a bar...

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 05, 2012, 07:45:37 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

July 05, 2012, 07:45:37 PM
...whereupon he orders a drink.

That's all.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
July 05, 2012, 07:46:35 PM
Sounds like a plan.

Twid
payday
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

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July 05, 2012, 07:48:11 PM
An Irishman is drinking in the pub, when his friend runs in yelling, "HEY LIAM, SOME BASTARD IS STEALING YOUR CAR!"  Liam runs outside.  A few moments later, he comes back in.  His friend asks, "Well, did you catch the prick?", and Liam responds, "Well, no...But I got his license plate number."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
July 05, 2012, 07:50:26 PM
:spittake:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Deepthroat Chopra

#4
July 06, 2012, 12:15:18 AM
An Irishman, a Scot and an American walk into a bar. The barman looks up and yells, "What's this? Some kind of joke?"
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Nephew Twiddleton

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July 06, 2012, 12:21:15 AM
I have one or two but they will have to wait due to phone limitation.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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